适合520发朋友圈的皮句子 搞笑逗趣（太有才了）

1、520你是不是连个转账的人都没有，你可以转给我，我不允许你输给任何人。

520 day, you are not even a transfer of people, you can transfer to me, I do not allow you to lose to anyone.

2、历史总是惊人的相似，去年520我单身，今年520我还是单身。

History is always strikingly similar. Last year, 520 I was single, and this year, 520 I am still single.

3、520我想和男朋友出去玩，能推荐一下谁的男朋友比较好，不容易被打的那种。

520 I want to go out with my boyfriend. Can you recommend whose boyfriend is better and is not easy to be beaten.

4、520你和她过吧，我没借到钱。

520 you and her, i didn" t borrow money.

5、白白胖胖，脱单无望。

Fat for nothing, no hope of getting rid of the single.

6、情人节让女朋友把花抱稳了，要是玫瑰花枝子刺到我，没个三五十万我是起不来的。

Valentine"s day let my girlfriend hold the flowers steady, if the rose branches stab me, I can"t get up without three or five hundred thousand.

7、热吗？再忍忍，到了520心就凉了，要礼物没礼物，要情人没情人，一下子就凉快了。

Is it hot? If you want a gift but no gift, if you want a lover but no lover, you will be cool all of a sudden.

8、520我掐指一算，不出意外的话，和我半毛钱关系都没有。

I pinched my fingers. If there is no accident, 520 has nothing to do with my half of the gross.

9、比起520，我更喜欢502，一滴牢固，永不分离。

Compared with 520, I prefer 502, a drop of solid, never separated.

10、别问我520怎么过，我很难过。

Don"t ask me about 520. I"m sorry.

11、今天520，没什么好送的，就送几个喜欢秀恩爱的离开我的朋友圈吧！

Today 520, nothing to send, just send a few like show love to leave my circle of friends!

12、整个朋友圈都在等520，我不一样，我在等六一，我还小。

The whole circle of friends are waiting for 520. I"m different. I"m waiting for 61. I"m still young.

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