五一没钱出去玩的幽默句子 简短有趣（让你开怀大笑）

1、不要问我五一去哪玩，我现在就是三无女孩，没钱，没活动，没安排。

Don"t ask me where I"m going to play on May Day. I"m a girl without money, activities and plans.

2、马上五一了，什么都是假的，只有穷是真的。

It"s may day. Everything is fake, only poverty is real.

3、不要问我五一去哪里玩，五一我被困在一个岛上，这个岛叫做“穷困潦倒”。

Don"t ask me where to play on May Day. I am trapped on an island called "down and out".

4、居然有人在背后议论我，说我五一节没钱去旅游，我笑了，坐在门前想了一天，到底是谁走漏了风声。

Unexpectedly, someone talked about me behind my back, saying that I didn"t have money to travel on May Day. I laughed and sat in front of the door thinking for a day, who leaked the news.

5、五一没钱出去玩就买个地球仪吧！世界那么大，不仅可以看看，关键还能转转。

If you have no money to go out on May Day, buy a globe! The world is so big that you can not only see it, but also turn around.

6、这个五一，我已四大皆空，要花钱的活动请忽略我，如果你请客，当我没说。

This may day, I have been empty, to spend money on activities please ignore me, if you treat, when I did not say.

7、五一有活动的麻烦带上我，我能吃，能睡，还不添乱。

May day has the activity trouble to take me, I can eat, can sleep, does not add chaos.

8、五一有假，我就不出去旅游，我就在家发霉，哎～就是玩。

May 1, I will not go out to travel, I will be at home moldy, ah ~ is to play.

9、有人问我五一怎么不出去玩了，我笑了，要是有钱你连我的人影都见不到。

Someone asked me why I didn"t go out on May Day. I laughed. If you have money, you can"t even see me.

10、五一假期快乐，开启朋友圈五日游。

Happy May 1 holiday, open a five-day tour of the circle of friends.

11、五一就不约了，穷让我去想叮当。

May day is not about, poor let me think about Ding Dong.

12、好想卖掉房子去环游世界，可是房东死活不愿意。

I really want to sell my house and travel around the world, but the landlord doesn"t want to.

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