幽默搞笑的句子 幽默风趣（总有一句让你开心）

漫长的求学生涯，总有那么一天，一个人做错作业了，全班人都做错了。

After a long career as a student, one day, one person will do wrong homework and the whole class will do wrong.

怎么才能让男人风雨无阻，一个电话就到？来喝酒啊，全是女的！

How can a man make a phone call rain free? Come to drink. It"s all women!

世界上的一切问题，都能用”关你屁事“和”关我屁事“来回答。突然觉得屁好忙。

All the problems in the world can be answered by "none of your business" and "none of my business". Suddenly I feel so busy.

哥，谈不上是一匹骏马，但也绝不是一般人能骑的毛驴。

Brother, it"s not a good horse, but it"s not a donkey that ordinary people can ride.

好希望喜欢的人可以用钱买啊，这样我就真的可以彻底死心了。

I hope the people I like can buy it with money, so I can give up my heart completely.

昨晚梦到月老，问他：“你为什么不给我一个男朋友？”月老打量了我一下，说：“红绳短，腿粗，系不上。”

Last night I dreamt of Yuelao and asked him, "why don"t you give me a boyfriend?" Yuelao looked at me and said, "the red rope is short and the legs are thick. I can"t tie it."

付出一定会有回报的，你看，你付出了真心，这不收到了伤害吗。

Pay will be rewarded, you see, you pay the heart, this did not receive the injury.

人生的四个境界：不想上学，不想上班，不想上医院，不想上西天。

Four realms of life: don"t want to go to school, don"t want to go to work, don"t want to go to hospital, don"t want to go to the West.

男人两大痛：嫁给自己的女人怀着别人的孩子；怀着自己孩子的女人嫁给别人！

Man two big pain: marry own woman to be pregnant with other people"s child; is pregnant with own child"s woman to marry other people!

我都怀疑丘比特是不是拿着我的箭去烤串了？用完抓紧给我划过来呗！

I wonder if Cupid took my arrow to bake a kebab? When you"re finished, just scratch it for me!

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