朋友圈沙雕幽默句子 可爱有趣（看完开怀大笑）

未解之谜：为啥不困

Unsolved mystery: why not

脾气不好，学习不好，身材不好，长相不好，唯一值得骄傲的是胃口好，消化好，吃嘛嘛香，身体倍儿胖。

Bad temper, bad study, bad figure, bad appearance, the only thing to be proud of is a good appetite, good digestion, good taste and fat body.

单位聚餐，领导难得在大家面前表扬了我，说多亏了我经常迟到，才有了这次活动的经费。

Unit dinner, leadership rare praise me in front of you, said thanks to my often late, just have the funds for this activity.

请先摸摸你那红嫩的小脸，再摸摸你的小肚子。好，这次养猪知识讲座到此结束，明天见。

Please feel your little red face first, then your little belly. OK, that"s the end of the lecture. See you tomorrow.

刚刚对象突然给我发消息说我们还是分手吧，我还没来得及伤心，她又发来一条：对不起，发错人。差点吓死我，我还以为真的分手了……

Just now the object suddenly sent me a message saying that we should break up. Before I had time to be sad, she sent another one: sorry, the wrong person. Almost scared me to death. I thought I really broke up

我就是要瘦成一道闪电，劈死那些说我胖的人，结果我胖成了一堵墙，堵住了他们的视线。

I just want to be thin into a flash of lightning and kill those who say I am fat. As a result, I become a wall and block their sight.

其实根本就没有什么高冷的人，只不过人家暖的不是你。

In fact, there are no high cold people at all, but it"s not you who are warm.

在网络上有三种东西不能跟人随意攀比：金钱，美貌，幽默感！因为只要你一比，你就会发现自己又穷又丑还很傻！

There are three things you can"t compare with people on the Internet: money, beauty, sense of humor! Because as long as you compare, you will find yourself poor, ugly and stupid!

要想得到别人没有得到的，就得付出别人没有付出的。

If you want to get what others don"t get, you have to pay what others don"t pay.

太阳下山明早依旧爬上来，老子晒黑明年还是一样的帅。

The sun goes down and I"ll still climb up tomorrow morning. I"ll be as handsome next year.

在母猪会上树的时候，就是我与她相爱的时候。

When the sow will go to the tree, it is the time when I love her.

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