五一黄金周 来提前预个热吧（开心搞笑的句子祝你有个愉悦的假期）

信不信你吱一声啊？

吱……你好像有那个大病。

Believe it or not?

Gee…… You seem to have that serious illness.

问：啊，我不想吃棒棒糖！

答：你把棒棒拔了，不就是糖了？

瞧瞧，这是人说的话。

Q: ah, I don"t want to eat lollipops!

A: you pull out the stick, isn"t it sugar?

Look, this is what people say.

我只想说一句，愿天下所有的有情人终成兄妹。

I just want to say, may all lovers in the world become brothers and sisters.

我有媳妇，我不撒糖，诶～就是玩！

I have a daughter-in-law, I don"t sprinkle sugar, just play!

人在学校读书中，心在五一黄金周！

People in school, the heart in the May Day golden week!

会告状的孩子有糖吃！

我真是个乖宝宝呢！

Children who complain have sugar!

I"m such a good baby!

我是一个盲人出租车司机，我的乘客都歧视我，他们都不乘我的车。呜呜呜……我太难了！

I"m a blind taxi driver. My passengers discriminate against me. They don"t take my car. Woo woo…… I"m so hard!

报告！捕捉到一只自欺欺人的兔子，有没有人要带走？我好买豆腐撞死～～

presentation! Caught a self deceptive rabbit, does anyone want to take it away? I want to buy tofu～～

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