看了心情会变好的皮句子 搞笑逗比（越看越开心）

1、老师：“为什么我听到有同学在讲话？”

“因为你有耳朵”

Teacher: "why do I hear someone talking?"

"Because you have ears"

2、表白其实不是一件好事，因为显得手比较黑。

It"s not a good thing to say it, because it"s dark.

3、别总问我为什么那么喜欢去迪士尼，你有见过公主不回家的道理吗？

Don"t always ask me why I like going to Disneyland so much. Have you ever seen the reason why the princess doesn"t go home?

4、从前有个小孩叫小明，小明没听见。

Once upon a time, there was a child named Xiao Ming. Xiao Ming didn"t hear him.

5、有一天，我在街上拿走了乞丐的饭碗，竟然治好了他多年的残疾。

One day, I took the beggar"s rice bowl in the street and cured him of his disability for many years.

6、泡面不要以为你烫了卷发，我就不认识你。

Don"t think you have curly hair, I don"t know you.

7、手指受伤了，现在只能算9以内的加减法了。

My finger is injured. Now I can only add and subtract within 9.

8、“我做错什么要来到这个学校”“”你做错了题。”

"What did I do wrong to come to this school?" "you did the wrong question."

9、我喜欢在知识的海洋里遨游，虽然经常溺水。

I like to swim in the ocean of knowledge, though I often drown.

10、她生气了，夺门而出，我冲到楼下拦住她，把门夺了回来。

She got angry and ran out of the door. I rushed downstairs to stop her and snatched the door back.

11、我希望他过上童话里的生活，因为童话里的坏人下场都很惨。

I hope he lives a life in fairy tales, because the bad guys in fairy tales end badly.

12、我不会离开你，就像数学题一样，说不会就不会。

I won"t leave you, just like a math problem. If I say no, I won"t.

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