适合周末放松心情的句子 幽默搞笑（哪一句能逗你开心）

我丑话说在前头，你要是不当我男朋友，别怪我当你女朋友。

If you are not my boyfriend, don"t blame me for being your girlfriend.

如果一个男生的手机壁纸是你，所有的社交密码都告诉你，那么你就取了他的钱走吧。

If a boy"s mobile wallpaper is you and all his social passwords tell you, then you can take his money and go.

日子会越来越好的，以后的男朋友也会越来越帅的。

Life will be better and better, and my boyfriend will be more and more handsome.

在家的时候，发烧还是会坚持上网上学的时候，打个喷嚏都觉得是癌症晚期。

When I"m at home, I still have a fever. When I go to school, I think it"s terminal cancer when I sneeze.

如果这个冬天你再控制不住嘴，也不减肥，你将有个很特别洋气的英文名肥德·圆不降冬。

If you can"t stop talking and lose weight this winter, you will have a special English name named Feide yuanbujiangdong.

不回我消息你就是个臭猪猪，我不回你消息很正常，你见哪个仙女不忙的。

If you don"t return my message, you are a smelly pig. It"s normal that I don"t return your message. Which fairy are you not busy with.

好想关心你，可你老不生病。好想为你哭一次，可你怎么还不死？

I want to care about you, but you are not sick. I want to cry for you once, but why don"t you die?

身在福中不知福，说的是有些人已经发福了，但自己却装作不知道一样。

I don"t know if I"m in the middle of happiness. What I"m saying is that some people are already fat, but I pretend I don"t know.

你以为现在就是人生的低谷了吗？其实你还有很大的下跌空间呢。

Do you think this is the bottom of life? In fact, you still have a lot of room to fall.

现在有点讨厌自己了尽管我再怎么努力，也只是别人眼中的美女。

Now I hate myself a little. No matter how hard I try, I"m just a beauty in other people"s eyes.

女生说冷就直接抱上去吧没个准你就有女朋友了。

The girl says it"s cold, just hold it. Maybe you"ll have a girlfriend.

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