看完让人捧腹大笑的句子 幽默有趣（点赞超多）

别人年纪轻轻都已经家产过几亿，几十亿，几百亿的，我好羡慕啊，为什么我才过百万，还是手机像素。

Other people have already produced hundreds of millions, billions, tens of billions, I envy ah, why I only more than a million, or mobile phone pixels.

天地之广阔，也装不下你缺的心眼。

The vastness of heaven and earth can not hold your missing heart.

是金子总会被我花光的。

It"s gold. I" ll always spend it.

昨天有个北大招生的人来我们学校招生，但是我没去，给拒绝了，一来我想靠自己的实力考上去，二来是因为人家不是来招我的。

Yesterday, a Peking University recruit students came to our school to recruit students, but I did not go, to refuse, first,

I want to rely on their own strength to test, second, because people are not torecruit me.

我强烈要求薯片降价，里面还全是空气，空气是你家生产的吗？你就拿来卖钱。

I urge potato chips to be reduced, it is still full of air, is the air produced by your home? You sell it.

珍珠是美白的，牛奶是补钙补营养的，茶也是修身养性的，所以珍珠奶茶又美白，又补钙又营养还修身养性，每天喝几杯不过分吧？

Pearl is whitening, milk is calcium supplement nutrition, tea is also self-cultivation, so pearl milk tea whitening, calcium and nutrition also self-cultivation, a few glasses a day is not excessive?

等我长大了我一定娶你，你再等等我，虽然我现在还夹着尿片，但是时间飞逝，我的这片尿片满了就能换下一片了。

When I grow up, I will marry you, you wait for me, although I am still holding diapers, but time flies, my diapers full can be changed.

【图源：丝小画】【侵权删】