可爱又押韵的小句子 趣味多多（发朋友圈点赞率超高）

想喝奶茶，想吃肉，想不运动就变瘦！

Want to drink milk tea, want to eat meat, want to lose weight without exercise!

愿得一人心，不然总相亲！

Wish to have a heart, otherwise always blind date!

玩归玩，笑归笑，别拿我的丑开玩笑！

Play, laugh, don"t make fun of my ugliness!

春眠不觉晓，烦恼真不少！

Spring sleep not aware of dawn, really a lot of trouble!

我不娶，你不嫁，养老院里蹦恰恰！

If I don"t marry, if you don"t, you will jump in the nursing home!

你骂我，我吃亏，你就是个小乌龟！

You scold me, I suffer losses, you are a little turtle!

你早睡，我晚睡，我们早晚一起睡！

You go to bed early, I go to bed late, we go to bed together sooner or later!

爱情就像小坦克，谁撞谁完蛋！

Love is like a small tank, who hit who is finished!

鸡蛋鸭蛋荷包蛋，不爱我的是笨蛋！

Eggs, duck eggs, eggs, don"t love me is a fool!

靓仔千千万，不行咱就换！

There are thousands of beautiful kids. If you can"t, we"ll change them!

我是小肥皂，逍遥又自在，晚上不睡觉，早上起不来！

I am a small soap, carefree and free, do not sleep at night, can not get up in the morning!

月亮不睡我不睡，吃点鸡爪开开胃！

The moon does not sleep, I do not sleep, eat chicken feet to open appetizer!