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不要总是否定自己。你是优秀的，强大的，有能力的，尤其是在单身，发胖，脱发和花钱方面。

Don"t always deny yourself. You are excellent, strong and capable, especially in being single, getting fat, losing hair and spending money.

甜味是糖，不是巧克力

Sweetness is sugar, not chocolate

上帝为你关上一扇门，然后洗漱和睡觉

God closes a door for you, then washes and sleeps

寄钱和朋友圈。我一直想送一个

Send money and circle of friends. I"ve always wanted to send one

我肥胖的唯一原因是我的身体太小，无法容纳我丰满的性格

The only reason I am fat is that my body is too small to accommodate my plump character

我会永远记得夏天的风，清楚地说它会把我热死

I will always remember the summer wind, clearly saying that it will heat me to death

一个月不骂人是第一天

A month without swearing is the first day

你的裙子真漂亮。让我摸一下。像我男朋友的吗

Your skirt is so beautiful. Let me touch it. Like my boyfriend"s

我真的怀疑丘比特是否把我的箭带到烤肉串上

I really doubt if Cupid brought my arrow to the kebab

喜欢笑的女孩总是比其他女孩更有可能长眼线、干眼线、细眼线和鱼尾纹

Girls who love to laugh are always more likely to have eyeliner, dry eyeliner, fine eyeliner and crow"s feet than other girls.

如果这样持续下去，也许上帝也会变回原来的样子

If this continues, maybe God will change back

如果生活背叛了我，我希望它能被出卖

If life betrays me, I hope it can be betrayed

我一强调我们应该保持低调，你就得为我鼓掌尖叫

As soon as I emphasize that we should keep a low profile, you have to applaud and scream for me

“如果你能理解我的奇怪，你和我一样可爱。

"If you can understand my strangeness, you are as lovely as me.

当我还是个孩子的时候，我不喜欢吃东西，结果现在变成了一个侏儒。现在我喜欢吃东西，结果又胖又矮

When I was a child, I didn"t like eating, and now I"m a dwarf. Now I like to eat. As a result, I"m fat and short