一些有趣的小句子（很皮很开心）

1、你不爽找我，我给你唱忐忑。

If you feel uncomfortable,come to me, I will sing uneasy to you.

2.没事开个同学会，拆散一对是一对。

When there is Nothing,just open a reunion, break up a pair is a pair.

3.爱情不过是寂寞时扯把美丽的犊子。

Love is just pulling the beautiful calf when lonely.

4. 伟大的谎言，是结束一段感情的源泉。

Great lies are the source of ending a relationship.

5. 别问我为什么笑，放纵的笑，是我仅剩的骄傲。

Don"t ask me why I smile, indulgent smile, is my only pride.

6. 门门功课亮红灯，照亮我的前程。

The red light in every subject will illuminate my future.

7. 老板说，清明节谁不愿意加班的话，以后他年年都可以过清明节了。

The boss said, who is not willing to work overtime on Tomb Sweeping Day, he can have the Tomb Sweeping Day every year.

8. 只有谁离不开钱的，没听说过谁离不开谁的。

Only who can not do without money, never heard of who can not do without who.

9.珍惜快乐，远离体检。

Cherish happiness and stay away from medical check-ups.

10.我经常跳槽，国内不少城市我都待过，每当朋友问我在何处就职时，我都会说在“中国移动”。

I have been in many cities in China. Whenever my friends ask me where I work, I always say "China Mobile".

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