专治不开心的沙雕句子 幽默有趣（总有一句能够逗笑你）

我不骂人，因为我动手能力比较强。

I don"t swear, because I"m more practical.

人和猪的区别是：猪一直是猪，而人有时却不是人！

The difference between human and pig is that pig is always pig, but human is not human sometimes!

告诉大家，打游戏真的能找到男朋友，我男朋友就是在游戏里跟别人跑了。

To tell you, playing games can really find a boyfriend, my boyfriend is running with others in the game.

问：“如何委婉地形容别人丑？”答：“此颜差矣！”

How to euphemistically describe others as ugly Answer: "this appearance is bad!"

吃，我所欲也。瘦，亦我所欲也。二者不可得兼。我了个去也。

Eat what I want. Thin is what I want. You can"t have both. I went there.

睡眠是身体最好的安全机制，它能让你在八小时内，不会把事情搞砸。

Sleep is the body"s best safety mechanism, it can let you in eight hours, don"t mess up.

有一种女孩，脑海里只有两件事：吃和减肥。

There is a girl who has only two things in mind: eating and losing weight.

回家路上，还看到很多外卖小哥奔波送餐，突然感到很励志，别人这么晚了都还在吃，我又有什么理由不吃？

On the way home, I saw a lot of takeout boys rushing to deliver meals. I suddenly felt very inspirational. Others are still eating so late. Why don"t I eat?

你心情好嘛，能借我几天吗，我的坏了。

You"re in a good mood. Can you lend me a few days? Mine is broken.

为了想清楚昨天为什么失眠，想了一夜，我通宵了。

In order to figure out why I lost sleep yesterday, I spent the whole night thinking about it.

如果你哪天嫁不出去了，就来非诚勿扰找孟非吧！

If you can"t get married one day, come to Meng Fei if you are the one!

吾日三省吾身，省着点吃，省着点买，省着点用。

I think about myself every day, save food, buy and use.

大家有什么好看的衣服推荐吗？一万以下30块左右。

Do you have any good clothes to recommend? Less than 10000 yuan, about 30 yuan.

每当我准备认真学习的时候，这个世界就变得非常有趣，任何风吹草动都能吸引我。

Whenever I am ready to study hard, the world becomes very interesting, and any wind and grass can attract me.

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