让你开心的沙雕句子 幽默风趣（适合发朋友圈搞怪一下）

1、大家都在复制可爱的文案，可惜了，我的可爱复制不了。

Everyone is copying lovely copywriting. Unfortunately, my lovely copywriting can"t be copied.

2、“我好帥。”“为什么用繁体？”“不是简单的帅。”

I"m so handsome. "“ Why traditional Chinese? "“ It"s not simply handsome. "

3、一分钱一分货，稀饭吃了不经饿。

A penny for a penny, porridge without hunger.

4、邻居是个多变的人，他又改wifi密码了。

The neighbor is a changeable person. He changed his WiFi password again.

5、有些事情无须争辩，表面服从，偷偷反抗。

There are some things that need not be argued. They are obedient on the surface and rebel secretly.

6、真正可怕的不是对牛弹琴，而是一群牛对着你弹琴。

What"s really terrible is not playing the piano to the cows, but a group of cows playing the piano to you.

7、总结了一下近年来获得的成功，主要分为三类：登录成功、下载成功、支付成功。

This paper summarizes the success in recent years, which can be divided into three categories: login success, Download success and payment success.

8、通过掌纹，可以看出女朋友的性格，比如她的掌纹经常出现在你脸上，说明她的性格比较暴躁。

Through the palmprint, you can see the character of your girlfriend. For example, her palmprint often appears on your face, which shows that her character is more irritable.

9、每次走在大街上都有人塞传单，我真是帅得令人发 纸。

Every time I walk in the street, there are people stuffing leaflets. I"m so handsome.

10、高压锅烧到一半，我就把火关了，我怕它压力太大，大家都不容易。

When the pressure cooker is half burnt, I turn off the fire. I"m afraid it"s too stressful for everyone.

11、好怀念以前瘦的时候啊，那时候我只有五斤。

I miss the time when I was thin. At that time, I only had five Jin.

12、长得好看的人会被人莫名其妙地加上好多形容词，聪明、善良、可爱等等，而长得丑的人基本就一个词，踏实！

Good looking people will be inexplicably added a lot of adjectives, smart, kind, lovely and so on, while ugly people are basically one word, down-to-earth!

13、据我观察，凡是爱说不以金钱论成败的，都是没钱的！

According to my observation, those who love to talk about success or failure without money have no money!

14、女人不能惯，越惯越无理取闹，你当场给她跪下，事情不就解决了吗！

Women can"t be used to it. The more used it is, the more unreasonable it is. If you kneel down for her on the spot, the matter will be solved!

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