适合发朋友圈的沙雕句子 精辟逗比（趣味无穷）

1、我是一只绵羊，今天我把毛全剪了，然后我就失棉（眠）了。

I"m a sheep. Today I cut all my wool, and then I lose my cotton.

2、我是真心喜欢你，永远把你放在第一位。算了，先不说了，游戏开始了。

I really like you and always put you first. Forget it. Let"s not talk about it. The game begins.

3、听说女孩子说叠字非常可爱，我我不不是是结结巴巴。

I heard that girls say reduplication is very cute. I am not stuttering.

4、我们俩分手后 交不交男朋友是你的事 揍不揍他就是我的事了。

It"s up to you whether we"ll make a boyfriend after we break up. It"s my business to beat him or not.

5、希望大家能够对自己好一些，能怪对象的就别怪自己。

I hope you can be better to yourself, and don"t blame yourself if you can blame the object.

6、等你长大成年，你就不再是傻孩子了，而是一个傻子。

When you grow up, you will no longer be a silly child, but a fool.

7、什么事让你发现这个人不能深交？神回复：发朋友圈的照片是p了自己。

What makes you find out that this person can"t be intimate? God reply: Send a friend circle"s picture is p to own.

8、小时候总想把头发梳成大人的模样，但长大后才发现，其实大人并没有什么头发。

When I was a child, I always wanted to comb my hair like an adult, but when I grew up, I found out that adults didn"t have any hair.

9、穷一点没有关系，没有什么好悲伤的，因为一辈子很快就会过去的。

It doesn"t matter if you are poor. There"s nothing to be sad about, because a lifetime will soon pass.

10、不要觉得自己每天都像个憨批，自信一点，你一直都是憨批。

Don"t feel like a silly batch every day. Be confident. You"ve always been silly.

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