「搞笑」句句精辟的搞笑句子 简短有趣（愿你笑出一整天的好心情）
现在脚好冷啊。好想借小哪吒的风火轮踩几天。
Now my feet are so cold. I really want to borrow Little Nezha"s hot wheels for a few days.
今天早上出地铁站的时候自动扶梯发生故障，我被困在上面一个多小时，所以迟到了。
The escalator broke down when I left the subway station this morning. I was stuck on it for more than an hour, so I was late.
“老师，你的益达”“不，是你的一沓，一沓无糖小作业，关爱假期，更关心你”
"Teacher, your Yida" "No, it"s a pile of yours, a pile of sugar-free small homework, caring for the holidays, caring about you more
如果我中了五百万，我觉得还是捐进自己的账户吧。
If I win 5 million, I think it ’s better to donate it to my account.
不要相信什么一见钟情，因为你不能一眼看出对方挣多少钱。
Don"t believe in love at first sight, because you can"t see at a glance how much money the other party makes.
我的钱包就像个洋葱，每次打开都叫我泪流满面。
My wallet is like an onion, and every time I open it, it bursts into tears.
上课走了神，想知道老师上到第几页，才发现周围的人页数都不一样！
I lost my mind in class and wanted to know what page the teacher got to, only to find that the number of people around was different!
考试作文主题是：什么是勇气，我了交卷，而卷子的作文只有五个字，这就是勇气。
The theme of the test composition is: What is courage? I handed in the papers, and the composition of the paper is only five words, which is courage.
我们只有一个地球，所以大家要爱护地球；地球上只有一个我，所以大家也要爱护我！
We only have one earth, so everyone should love the earth; there is only one me on the earth, so everyone should love me!
我不是广场上算卦的，唠不出那么多你爱听的嗑。
I"m not counting the hexagrams in the square, I can"t tell you so much nibbling.
不要遇到困难或不开心就想到哭，第一滴泪是珍珠，第二滴是水晶，第三滴是露水，第四滴就是自来水。
Do n’t think of crying when you are in trouble or unhappy. The first drop is pearls, the second drop is crystal, the third drop is dew, and the fourth drop is tap water.
每天都处在心有余而智商不足，心有余而余额不足，心有余而睡眠不足的状态。
Every day, I am in a state where I have more than one heart and insufficient IQ, more than one heart and insufficient balance, more than one heart and insufficient sleep.
公交车上，我频频看你，你也频频看我，我对你一见钟情，你却紧紧捂着钱包。
On the bus, I watched you frequently, and you watched me too. I fell in love with you at first sight, but you clutched your wallet tightly.
切洋葱的时候，我总是闭着眼睛以为这样就不会流眼泪了，但当我切到手的那一瞬还是哭了。
When chopping onions, I always closed my eyes and thought that there would be no tears, but the moment I cut my hands, I still cried.
年轻的时候，我们常常冲着镜子做鬼脸；年老的时候，镜子算是扯平了。
When we were young, we often made faces at the mirror; when we were old, the mirror was even.
“对于烟盒上印着‘吸烟有害健康’你怎么看？”“就像是在暑假作业本上印着暑假快乐一样”。
"What do you think of the words" Smoking is harmful to health "printed on the cigarette case?" "It"s like the summer vacation happy book is printed on the summer vacation workbook."
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