属于你的可爱皮句子 简短有趣（轻松一下）

1、保持快乐的秘诀：谎报烦恼。

The secret to being happy: lie about your troubles.

2、每天的嘴部运动：哈哈哈哈哈。

Daily mouth movement: ha ha.

3、今天体重没发挥好，明天重来。

Today"s "weight" did not play well, come back tomorrow.

4、生活乱七八糟，我要多点花招。

Life is a mess. I need more tricks.

5、我只宠溺你，洗碗拖地都归你。

I only spoil you, washing dishes and mopping the floor belong to you.

6、最近不想上班，因为没时间。

I don"t want to go to work recently because I don"t have time.

7、贫穷不适合我，我只适合一夜暴富。

Poverty is not suitable for me, I am only suitable for overnight wealth.

8、人生若只如初见，那是你不会化妆和美颜。

If life is just like seeing for the first time, it"s because you can"t make up and beautify.

9、由于个人原因，今年夏天依然保持肥胖。

I"m still obese this summer for personal reasons.

10、你还怪我喜欢你，明明是你先长得好看的。

You still blame me for liking you. Obviously, you look good first.

11、今天的风，一点也没法让人稳重。

Today"s wind can"t make people steady at all.

12、是福不是祸，是猪躲不过。

If it"s a blessing, it"s not a disaster. If you"re a pig, you can"t avoid it.

13、小熊经常不喝水，就变成了小熊饼干。

Bear often does not drink water, it becomes a bear biscuit.

14、你不是真正的快乐，但我是。

You"re not really happy, but I am.

15、抱一下吧，因为今天风很大。

Give me a hug, because it"s windy today.

16、今天去了一个岛，叫不爱我拉“岛”。

Today, I went to an island called do not love me "island".

17、我太困了，每天都是。

I"m so sleepy, every day.

18、想不出文案了，想你。

I can"t think of a copywriter. I miss you.

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