看了让人很开心的句子 沙雕幽默（句句可爱）

娶一个像我这样的女人吧，虽然不倾城也不倾国，但足以让你倾家荡产。

Marry a woman like me. Although it doesn"t make a city or a country, it"s enough to ruin your family.

今晚零点起，我们一起做个明媚的女子，不倾国倾城，只倾家荡产。

From 0 o"clock tonight, we"ll be a beautiful woman together. We"ll only lose our family.

我回头率算是挺高的，基本看到漂亮的人都会回头去看他们一眼。

I have a very high rate of looking back. Basically, when I see beautiful people, I will look back at them.

我只为人民币服务，谢谢。

I only serve RMB, thank you.

好些天都没吃饭了，看谁都像烙饼。

I haven"t eaten for many days. Everyone looks like a pancake.

人闲屁事儿多，矫情又啰嗦。

People have a lot of spare time, but they are full of affectation and wordiness.

人与人之间，除了亲人的关系，其它温暖的关系都是上帝给你额外的宠爱。

Between people, in addition to family relations, other warm relations are God"s extra favor.

体重可不可以搞点活动，例如满100减20啥的。

Weight can engage in some activities, such as 100 minus 20 what.

这世间哪有什么破镜重圆，破镜就该摔在地上踩得稀巴烂。

There"s no broken mirror in this world that can be reunited. A broken mirror should fall on the ground and be trampled to pieces.

我要生气了 你现在必须马上过来抱抱我 不然我就要亲你了。

I"m going to be angry. You have to come and hug me now, or I"ll kiss you.

什么是友谊？我毕业后换过4个手机号，谁也没告诉，然而同学结婚时还是联系到了我！

What is friendship? I changed four mobile phone numbers after graduation, no one told me, but my classmates still contacted me when they got married!

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