能把你对象逗笑的搞笑句子 可可爱爱（不失喜欢）

1、我把米饭放凉了吃，这样就没有热量了。

I let the rice cool so that there are no calories.

2、你收拾屋子，我收拾你。

You clean the house, I"ll clean you up.

3、宝贝早上好，不好也行，亲一口就好了。

Good morning, baby. If it"s not good, just kiss it.

4、你不是真正的快乐，你是我的快乐。

You are not really happy, you are my happiness.

5、你心里有人吗？没人我就进来了。

Is there someone in your heart? If there is no one, I will come in.

6、人生建议：养一只可爱我的我。

Life advice: raise a lovely me.

7、要脑子有什么用，它只会想你。

What"s the use of brain? It will only miss you.

8、我竟然饿醒了，果然可爱是不能当饭吃的。

I woke up from hunger. It"s really cute. I can"t eat it.

9、你就委屈点，栽我手里行不行。

You"d better be aggrieved and put it in my hands.

10、我有一颗早起的心，但是我的床和被子不愿意。

I have an early heart, but my bed and quilt are not willing.

11、说起你的优点就五个字：会挑女朋友。

Speaking of your advantages, there are only five words: you can choose a girlfriend.

12、平时骂你也就算了，非要我打你，你才知道我文武双全。

It"s OK to scold you at ordinary times. Only when I have to beat you can you know that I"m good at both literature and martial arts.

13、学习的时候要把你藏起来，不然你会跑到我的字里行间。

You should be hidden when you study, or you will run between my lines.

14、我的兴趣爱好可分为静态和动态两种：静态就是睡觉，动态就是翻身。

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic: static is sleeping, dynamic is turning.

15、见什么世面，见见你就好了。

I"ll see you when I see the world.

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