可可爱爱的皮句子 俏皮有趣（点赞超高）

想请我，我的出场费可不便宜，得一大包小饼干！

If you want to invite me, tell you,my appearance fee is not cheap, you need to prepare a big packet of cookies!

我不敢吹自己，因为我已经快可爱到爆，吹不得！

I dare not blow myself, because I am already too lovely to explode, cannot be blowed again!

一想到明天还有一大堆事要做，就不自觉地睡到了后天！

Thinking of a lot of things for me to do tomorrow, I can"t help sleeping until the day after tomorrow!

我的脸看起来胖，那是因为被生活打肿的！

My face looks fat, that is because of the life hit it to be swollen!

想找着我还不容易吗，我是人群中最富态的那一个！

It"s so easy to find me, I looks like the richest one in the crowd at first sight!

只要我没有精神，你们就谁也别想精神绑架我！

As long as I don"t have spirit, none of you can think of using spirit to kidnap me!

今年我这条咸鱼翻身失败，因为实在增重了不少！

I failed this year as a salted fish to turn over myself because I really put on a lot of weight!

我学了电焊，是为了一出场就让人眼前一亮！

I learned electric welding, for the reason to let everyone feel bright at the sight of me!

外面风雨交加，看来江湖不好混啊，我还是老实呆被窝里吧！

Outside the wind and rain falls, it seems that the society is not easy to mix,I had better stay in bed!

无论是谁靠近这么可爱的我，都会灵魂失重！

No matter who is close to such a lovely me,their souls will be weightless!

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