可可爱爱的沙雕句子 简短调皮（皮一下很开心）

1、等我有钱了，一定要带你去最好的精神病院。

When I have money, I will take you to the best mental hospital.

2、学校明明不要我们谈恋爱，却偏偏要让我们穿情侣装。

The school doesn"t want us to fall in love, but it wants us to wear lovers" clothes.

3、谎话迟早会被揭穿，就像假发会被风揭穿！

Lies will be exposed sooner or later, just like wigs will be exposed by the wind!

4、我觉得我长得还不错，把脸遮起来还是能看得过去的。

I think I"m good-looking, and I can still see through my face.

5、今天有人说我丑，我很难过，难过它年纪轻轻就瞎了。

Today, someone said I was ugly. I"m very sad. I"m sorry that he was blind at a young age.

6、为什么很多人都喜欢美人鱼，并不是因为她美，而是她不会劈腿。

Why many people like Mermaid, not because she is beautiful, but because she can"t split up.

7、“杯具”并没有什么可怕的，可怕的是它会无限续杯。

"Cup with" is nothing to be afraid of, the terrible thing is that it will continue indefinitely.

8、如果说我的人生是一场电影，那么你就是那弹出来的广告。

If my life is a movie, then you are the advertisement that pops up.

9、下辈子我要做个太阳，要么温暖你，要么晒死你。

Next life I want to be a sun, either warm you, or dry you.

10、一直不明白，电梯明明是站着的，为什么每次都说是坐电梯。

I always don"t understand why the elevator is standing, why it is said to take the elevator every time.

11、我希望这个夏天，蚊子吸的不是血而是脂肪。

I hope this summer, mosquitoes are not sucking blood but fat.

12、以前我认为钱可以买到一切，但是后来我发现并不是，原因是我钱不够。

I used to think that money could buy everything, but later I found out that it wasn"t because I didn"t have enough money.

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