可以让人开心的搞笑句子 幽默逗趣（值得分享）

我喜欢你就像唐僧去西天取经，要经历九九八十一难，而唐僧取到了经，我没娶到你。

I like you, just like monk Tang went to the west to learn scriptures. He had to go through the difficulty of ninety-nine and eighty-one. When monk Tang got the Scriptures, I didn"t marry you.

点赞真是一种非常高冷的表现方式，不给对方任何回复的机会，就只是默默地告诉别人，“朕已阅”。

Praise is really a very cold way of expression. Without giving the other party any chance to reply, they just silently tell others, "I have read it".

曾梦想仗剑走天涯，后来手机没电不去了。

Once dreamed of walking to the end of the world with a sword. Later, the mobile phone ran out of electricity.

去医院检查，医生一边写一边问我“喝酒不”，我回答医生“现在吗？”

When I went to the hospital for examination, the doctor asked me "no drinking", and I replied to the doctor "now?"

别天天喝鸡汤了，日如果你真的想翻身，不如就先躺床上，然后翻个身。

Don"t drink chicken soup every day. If you really want to turn over, you might as well lie in bed and turn over.

只因在人群中多看了你一眼，你就以为我要打你车。

Just because I looked at you more in the crowd, you thought I was going to hit your car.

手机摔了这么多次都没事，后来想想，还是我的身高救了它。

It"s all right after falling so many times. Later, I think it"s my height that saved it.

如果我看起来没精神，可能是累了，可能是病了，最大的可能是。饿了……

If I don"t look energetic, I may be tired, I may be ill, and the biggest possibility is. Hungry

学生时代记忆最深的一句话是什么？都知道的别说话，让不知道的同学回答。

What is the most memorable sentence from my school days? Don"t talk if you know, let the students who don"t know answer.

我这人不太懂音乐，所以时而不靠谱，时而不着调。

I don"t know much about music, so sometimes I"m unreliable and sometimes I don"t tune.

太关注我的人，一般只有两种人，一种是暗恋我的，一种是暗算我的。

There are only two kinds of people who pay too much attention to me, one is secretly in love with me, and the other is secretly plotting against me.

是人都有阴暗面，如果你偏说你很单纯，那我只能说，你不是人！

Everyone has a dark side. If you say you are simple, I can only say that you are not human!

很开心，碰到一道数学难题，我通过自己的不懈努力和求知精神，终于在网上查到了正确答案。

I"m very happy to meet a math problem. Through my unremitting efforts and intellectual spirit, I finally found the correct answer on the Internet.

你身上有她的香水味，你要是敢再见她，麻烦帮我问一下香水链接。

You smell like her perfume. If you dare to meet her again, please ask me the perfume link.

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