皮到没烦恼的搞笑句子 沙雕有趣（赶走你的坏心情）

早知道对象这么难找，当初被绿的时候就装不知道了。

I knew the object was so difficult to find. I pretended not to know when it was green.

不要总对别人笑 也许你不经意的一个笑容 就会变成一个表情包

Don"t always smile at others. Maybe a casual smile will turn into an expression bag

“ 他说不让你受一点委屈 果然没有食言 让你受了很多委屈 ”

"He said he wouldn"t let you suffer a little injustice. He didn"t break his promise and made you suffer a lot of grievances."

天将降大任于斯人也！必先卸其QQ，封其微博，去其贴吧，收其电脑，夺其手机，摔其ipad，断其wifi，剪其网线。

The day will bring great responsibility to the people!You must first remove its QQ, seal its microblog, go to its post bar, take its computer, grab its mobile phone, drop its iPad, disconnect its WiFi and cut its network cable.

今天的风总算把我吹明白了，原来没爱可以，没外套绝对不行。

Today"s wind finally made me understand that I can"t do without love or coat.

再小的努力，乘以365都很明显，哈哈哈哈，胖也是如此

No matter how small the effort is, it is obvious to multiply 365. Ha ha ha, so is fat

作业是个很神奇的东西，当你打开它的时候，常常就会突然发现...指甲好像该剪了，衣服好像该洗了，垃圾好像该倒了

Homework is a very magical thing. When you open it, you often suddenly find... It seems that your nails should be cut, your clothes should be washed, and the garbage should be emptied

青年问禅师：为什么我一直找不到女朋友。禅师摸了摸头说：别急，待我长发及腰！

The young man asked Zen master: why can"t I find a girlfriend all the time. When my hair achieves waist length, he said, "don"t worry.

结婚为什么要放爆竹？大概是为了给自己壮壮胆吧。

Why do you set off firecrackers when you get married? Probably to embolden yourself.

闯红灯的一般有两种后果，要么比别人快一分钟，要么比别人快一辈子。

Running a red light usually has two consequences, either one minute faster than others, or a lifetime faster than others.

女孩子不要随便吵架，这样会显得你很没有教养，你应该一巴掌呼过去，让他们知道你能文能武。

Girls don"t quarrel casually. It will appear that you are very uneducated. You should slap them and let them know that you can write and fight.

世界上最棒的闹钟就是妈妈，你让她七点来叫你，她六点半就来了，还告诉你：赶紧的，快九点了。

The best alarm clock in the world is mom. You asked her to call you at seven. She came at six thirty and told you: hurry up, it"s almost nine o"clock.

心情不好的时候，我就把镜子拿出来照一下。专家说人多看看美好的事物，心情就会变好的。

When I"m in a bad mood, I take out the mirror and look at it. Experts say people will feel better if they look at more beautiful things.

世界上最相互信任的两类人，就是高中老师和初中老师。初中老师：“到高中会讲的！”高中老师：“你们初中应该学过！”

The two most trusted people in the world are high school teachers and junior high school teachers. Junior high school teacher: "I will speak in senior high school!" senior high school teacher: "you should have learned in junior high school!"

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