传递快乐的憨憨句子 搞笑有趣（欢乐不断）

1、抛个硬币，如果摔碎了，今天就不吃烧烤了。

Toss a coin. If it breaks, I won"t eat barbecue today.

2、过惯了没钱的生活，现在要开始过更加没钱的生活了。

Used to a life without money, now we should start to live a more money free life.

3、这辈子再也不会谈恋爱了，至少这个号不会。

I will never fall in love again in my life, at least not this number.

4、第一次做饭，问男朋友做得怎么样，男朋友说，盐炒得不错，有点菜味。

The first time I cooked, I asked my boyfriend how he was doing. The boyfriend said that the salt was fried well and tasted like a la carte.

5、你又不和我睡，你管我几点睡。

You don"t sleep with me. You mind when I sleep.

6、你的脖子真可爱，上面顶个猪脑袋。

Your neck is so cute. It has a pig head on it.

7、你找个班上行不行，一打开朋友圈就是你在刷屏。

You can"t find a class. As soon as you open the circle of friends, you"re brushing the screen.

8、年轻的时候，就要多吃苦，这样老了吃苦才会习惯。

When you are young, you should bear more hardships, so that you can get used to it when you are old.

9、我从骨子里散发出来的高冷气质，让我得了风湿关节炎。

My high cold temperament from my bones made me suffer from rheumatoid arthritis.

10、看见别的女孩子吃我也吃，看见别的女孩子买我也买，看见别的女孩子又瘦又美，我就当没看见。

I eat when I see other girls eat, I buy when I see other girls buy, and I don"t see other girls who are thin and beautiful.

11、小时候做错了很多事，现在想想十分后悔，如果给我再一次机会，我一定做得滴水不漏。

I made a lot of mistakes when I was a child. Now I regret it. If I were given another chance, I would do it without leakage.

12、你笑起来真像好天气。

You laugh like fine weather.

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