朋友圈很有意思的搞笑句子 滑稽有趣（越看越开心）

都说爱笑的女孩运气不会差，那假笑算吗？

It"s said that a girl who loves to laugh is not bad luck. Is that a fake smile?

昨天你把我删了，我看着红色感叹号，陷入了久久的沉思。我明白了，红色代表热情，你对我很热情，你想跟我结婚。

Yesterday you deleted me, I looked at the red exclamation mark, fell into a long meditation. I see. Red represents passion. You are very enthusiastic to me. You want to marry me.

玛莎拉蒂我只买得起一小半，主要是沙拉的部分。

Maserati, I can only afford half of it, mainly the salad part.

从目前来看，小学获得的优秀少先队员很有可能是我一生政治生涯的顶峰。

From the current point of view, the excellent young pioneers in primary school are likely to be the pinnacle of my political career.

刚刚一辆豪车从我身边开过，溅得我一身水，当时我就发誓，等我有钱了，我一定要买一套属于自己的雨衣。

Just now a luxury car passed me and splashed me with water. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy my own raincoat.

你早点睡吧，我不想将来在水滴筹上看见你。

You go to bed early, I don"t want to see you in the future.

运动使人快乐的原理是：只有经历了运动，才知道停下来有多快乐。

The principle that sports make people happy is: only after experiencing sports can we know how happy it is to stop.

开始的时候，他发誓一生一世，后来他发誓永不变心，再后来他发誓痛改前非，最后他发誓他没发过什么誓。

At the beginning, he vowed to live forever. Later, he vowed never to change his heart. Later, he vowed to change his past. Finally, he vowed that he didn"t swear anything.

如果你实在没朋友，就去给喜欢的人表白，她会提出当朋友的。

If you really don"t have friends, go to the person you like to express yourself to, and she will propose to be friends.

别沮丧了，虽然你不曾拥有一场说走就走的旅行，但至少还有一个说胖就胖的体型呀！

Don"t be depressed. Although you don"t have a walk on the road, at least you have a fat body!

长这么大，没学到别的本事，就掌握了一项特殊技能，白天不用安眠药也能安眠，晚上不用兴奋剂也能兴奋。

When I was so old and didn"t learn any other skills, I mastered a special skill. I can sleep without sleeping pills during the day and get excited without doping at night.

小时候我们都很快乐，因为那个时候我们，丑和穷得都还不是那么明显。

We were very happy when we were children, because at that time, we were not so ugly and poor.

这个世界少你一个不少，多你一个真的好吵。

It"s really noisy to have one less and one more in this world.

别以为掌声就是鼓励，蚊子到哪儿都有人鼓掌。

Don"t think applause is encouragement. People clap everywhere.

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