幽默有趣的小句子 沙雕可爱（越看越喜欢）

舔一舔狗，舔一百遍我才是战狼

Lick the dog. Lick the dog a hundred times. I"m the wolf

在你亲别的女孩之前宝和你商量点事能不能先看看她的健康码？

Before you kiss another girl, Bao will discuss something with you. Can you look at her health code first?

答案真可爱，你看它总是 略略略略略 的。

The answer is so cute. You see, it"s always a little bit.

小时候梦想长大了要超有钱，现在梦想实现一半了，我长大了。

When I was a child, I dreamed of being rich when I grew up. Now half of my dream has come true. I grow up.

悲伤的时候看看自己，你一定会开怀大笑的，毕竟你就是个笑话。

If you look at yourself when you are sad, you will laugh. After all, you are a joke.

当智商高到一定程度，情商就没什么用了。

When IQ is high enough, EQ is useless.

每一个想要学习的念头，都有可能是未来的你，在向你求救。

Every thought that you want to learn may be you in the future, asking for help.

任何时候都要保持微笑，这会让你看起来，像个不好惹的神经病。

Keep smiling at all times, it will make you look like a bad psycho.

两巴掌打在脸上，印出的却是翅膀的形状。

Two slaps on the face, printed is the shape of the wings.

黑云压城城欲摧，作业压人人悲催。

The black cloud presses the city, the city wants to destroy, the work presses everybody sad urge.

俗话说祸不单行，可见连祸都是有伴儿的，你再看看你。

As the saying goes, misfortunes never come alone, so we can see that even misfortunes are accompanied,Look at you again.

本人爱好冥想，因为比发呆显得高级。

I like meditation, because it is more advanced than daze.

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