皮到不行的可爱句子 沙雕有趣（越看越喜欢）

刚刚被表白了，让我们恭喜刚刚

I"ve just been confessed. Let"s congratulate you

冰淇淋还会有，肯德基也不会倒闭，但是你20岁的青春不会再有了。你还没有穿可爱的小裙子，还没有穿好看的小吊带，你还没有在男朋友的坐在腿上对他撒娇。

There will be ice cream, KFC will not go out of business, but your 20-year-old youth will not have any more. You haven"t put on a cute little skirt, you haven"t put on a nice little sling, you haven"t sat on your boyfriend"s lap and spoiled him.

真想立马把我36码的鞋，拍到你42码的脸上。

I really want to shoot my size 36 shoes on your size 42 face right away.

肉长出来可以再减，但是吃的过期了就不能吃了。

Meat can be reduced when it grows, but it can"t be eaten when it"s overdue.

真羡慕那些有故事的人，不像我，一个“帅”字就能贯穿一生。

I really envy those who have stories. Unlike me, a word "handsome" can run through my life.

如果一个男生经常化妆，就叫娘。那如果一个女生不经常化妆，你是不是要叫我爹？

If a boy makes up a lot, he is called Niang. If a girl doesn"t make up a lot, are you going to call me dad?

还记得第一次看到她精致的五官，美丽的脸庞，纯洁干净的气息，像极了不食人间烟火的精灵，那天妈妈告诉我，也是我第一次知道，那叫镜子。

I still remember the first time I saw her delicate facial features, beautiful face, pure and clean breath, which was like a fairy who didn"t eat fireworks. That day, my mother told me that it was also the first time I knew that it was called mirror.

与其被动失眠，不如主动熬夜

It"s better to stay up late than passive insomnia

我想喝个稀泥烂醉之后再打个电话给你告诉你，我很想你结果，你没有接电话，酒白喝了。

I want to call you after I get drunk. I miss you very much. As a result, you didn"t answer the phone and drank for nothing.

从今天起只要是我朋友，谁没钱了就和我吱声，我可以给你讲述一下，没钱的日子我是怎么度过的。

From today on, as long as it"s my friends, who have no money, they will talk to me. I can tell you how I spend the days without money.

看见别的女孩子吃我也吃，看见别的女孩子买我也买，看见别的女孩子又瘦又美我就当没看。

When I see other girls eating, I also eat. When I see other girls buying, I also buy. When I see other girls thin and beautiful, I don"t see them.

小时候，我最喜欢玩捉迷藏，等别人藏好了，我就回家吃饭。

When I was a child, I liked playing hide and seek best. When others hid, I would go home for dinner.

住得很蜗居，活得很窝囊，生得很窝火。

I live in a humble place, live in a humble place, and live in a humble place.

你骂我一定是因为你不够了解我，因为了解我的人，都想打我。

You scold me because you don"t know me well enough, because people who know me want to beat me.

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