日常朋友圈搞笑句子 幽默可爱（看完开怀大笑）

菜炒咸了，别担心，先放一会儿，因为时间可以冲淡一切。

The dish is salty. Don"t worry. Let it go for a while, because time can dilute everything.

你想要江湖，我便给你一座。你想要天下，我就给你一个。而我呢，就想要个儿子，你给不给？

If you want to live in the world, I will give you one. If you want the world, I"ll give you one. As for me, I just want a son. Will you give it to me?

“你家乡最美的景色是什么？”“是我”

"What"s the most beautiful scenery in your hometown?" "It"s me"

人生最大的悲哀是青春不再，青春痘却还在

The biggest sorrow of life is that youth is not there, but acne is still there

作为一个过来人，我给年轻人的建议是：别过来。

As a passer-by, my advice to young people is: don"t come here.

有一种悲伤叫做这道数学题，已经超出了我的语文理解范围。

There is a kind of sadness called this math problem, which is beyond my understanding of Chinese.

脸皮厚的人 最常说的一句话是 我待你不薄阿

The most common saying of thick skinned people is that I treat you well

从小就有一个敌人叫“别人家的小孩”。他不爱玩游戏，从来就只知道学习。

Since childhood, there has been an enemy called "other people"s children". He doesn"t like to play games. He always knows how to study.

我回头率还挺高的，基本见到好看的人，我都会回头看他们。

I have a high rate of looking back. When I see good-looking people, I always look back at them.

这个世界上有一个很可爱的人，现在这个人正在看这句话。

There is a very lovely person in this world. Now this person is reading this sentence.

电脑已和我有共同语言了，我每次温柔地看它一眼，它就下意识的司机一次

Computer and I have a common language, every time I gently look at it, it subconsciously crash once

我怕麻烦，就说没下拼多多，结果他们更兴奋了，说新用户砍得多。

I was afraid of trouble, so I said I didn"t work hard. As a result, they were more excited and said that new users cut more.

开心是一天，不开心也是一天，加起来就是两天

Happy is a day, not happy is a day, add up to two days

有些女网友真的太累了，又当爹又当妈的。

Some female netizens are so tired that they are both parents.

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