让人嘴角上扬的搞笑句子 幽默风趣（不开心的时候可以读一读）
说不出AA这种话，感觉太没有人情味了，所以从来都是跟别人要求：“要不你请吧!
Unable to say AA, I feel too impersonal, so I always ask others: "why don"t you please!"
同样一句不要，别人说出来又欲又勾人，为何从你嘴里说出来像是在斗地主
In the same sentence, don"t let others say it with desire and hook. Why does it sound like fighting the landlord from your mouth
如果你愿意一层一层的剥开我的心，你会坐牢的，我跟你说。
If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will go to jail, I tell you.
以前别人说我眼睛小，我还总不信，终于有一天，我躺在沙发上看电视，突然我妈回来把电视关了，然后默默地帮我盖上了被子。
People used to say I had small eyes, but I always didn"t believe it. Finally one day, I was lying on the sofa watching TV. Suddenly, my mother came back and turned off the TV, and then silently covered the quilt for me.
我的坚持能力一直都很强，比如每天绝不会忘记给自己的手机充电。
My persistence has always been strong. For example, I will never forget to charge my mobile phone every day.
玛莎拉蒂我只买得起一小半，主要是沙拉的部分。
Maserati, I can only afford a small part, mainly the salad.
花好不常开，青春不常在，趁你还年轻，抓紧谈恋爱。
Flowers don"t bloom often, and youth doesn"t often exist. When you"re still young, hurry to fall in love.
我优点挺多的，唯一不足就是余额不足。
I have many advantages. The only deficiency is the lack of balance.
去年在杭州打工刷碗，一个人住地下室的时候给我感触很多，当时我就发誓不要在杭州刷一辈子碗，今年通过我的努力，现在在广州洗菜。
Last year, I worked in Hangzhou to wash dishes. When I lived in the basement alone, I felt a lot. At that time, I vowed not to wash dishes in Hangzhou all my life. This year, through my efforts, I now wash vegetables in Guangzhou.
最了解你的不是自己，亦不是父母及爱人，而是正在对你下手的骗子。
What knows you most is not yourself, nor your parents and lovers, but the liar who is attacking you.
女生分手的原因有两个：一个是：闺蜜看不上。另一个是：闺蜜看上了。
There are two reasons why girls break up: one is that girlfriends don"t like it. The other is: my best friend has a crush on me.
生活大概就是：偶尔充满希望、经常感到绝望、偶尔斗志昂扬、经常赖在床上。
Life is probably: occasionally full of hope, often despair, occasionally high spirited, often stay in bed.
以前一块钱可以买到很多东西，现在不行了，现在有监控
In the past, a dollar could buy a lot of things, but not now. Now there is monitoring
如果幸福是浮云，痛苦是星辰，那我的生活可真是万里无云，满天繁星啊。
If happiness is a floating cloud and pain is a star, my life is really cloudless and full of stars.
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