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最近我身边的朋友好像都很迷茫的样子，但是我就不一样了，我只要一进入梦乡，前途就是一片光明呀！

Recently my friends seem to be very confused, but I am not the same, as long as I fall asleep, the future is a bright!

现在移动支付真是太方便了，出去买东西再也不用找零钱啥的，都说任何事情都有两面性，这个也不例外，它除了方便。还能随时随地让你知道你卡里没钱了。

Now mobile payment is really very convenient, go out to buy things no longer need to change what, all say that everything has two sides, this is no exception, it in addition to convenience. It also lets you know when and where you are out of money.

今天下雨打车去上班，我问师傅，从这目的地多久，师傅说要很久，我又问他，起码要多久，然后师傅一愣，默默地说了一句，骑马的话要更久！我…

Today rain taxi to go to work, I asked the master, from this destination how long, the master said to take a long time, I asked him, at least how long, then the master a leng, silently said 1, riding words to take longer! I……

我现在手里就有三千万的存款，当然这肯定不是我爸妈给的，也不是我自己买彩票中的，是我自己用手指头打出来的，如果你想要的话，我也可以给你打一下。

I have a deposit of 30 million in my hand. Of course, it"s not from my parents, nor did I buy lottery tickets by myself. It"s from my fingers.

在这里祝那些不喜欢我的人能够每天快乐，（嘻嘻，愿望说出来就不灵啦）

Here to those who don"t like me can be happy every day.

我感觉我最近总是忘东西，记性很不好，不知道是不是老了的原因，一些东西放在哪里就不记得了，今天我又看见别人就问他，我是不是给你脸了？

I feel that I always forget things recently, memory is very bad, I do not know is the reason of old, some things put where don"t remember, today I saw someone else asked him, Do I give you face?

请你不要再对我这样冷冰冰的了，你不知道这样，我会感冒的吗？

Please don"t be so cold to me, you don"t know this, I will catch a cold?

一直以来，我都想跟我那些朋友说一句，请不要跟我借钱，毕竟大家都是差不多的年龄，难道你穷，我就不穷吗？

All the time, I want to say to my friends, please don"t borrow money from me, after all, we are all about the same age, is it possible that if you are poor, I am not poor?

真的搞不懂现在的一些男孩子，打游戏的时候连女朋友电话都不接，我就问你，游戏魅力是不是可以重开，可是万一要是女朋友魅力，你们想过那种感觉吗？那你的游戏就可以一直玩下去了。

I really don"t understand that some boys nowadays don"t even answer their girlfriend"s phone when they are playing video games. I will ask you if the game charm can be restarted. But if the girlfriend charm, have you ever thought about that kind of feeling? Then you can play the game forever.

假如你喜欢看美妆视频的话，时间一长你就可以知道，这些美妆博主都有一个共同的特性，那就是好像长得都不差。

If you like to watch the video of beauty makeup, a long time you can know, these beauty makeup bloggers have a common characteristic, that is, it seems that the growth is not bad.

对于有些人，我真的很想跟你说，你自己主动找我一下会死吗？偏偏要逼得我发朋友圈才行。

For some people, I really want to tell you, would you die if you came to me? You have to force me to post in your circle of friends.

结语：既然不开心是一天，开心也是一天，那么为什么不开开心心的过完每一天呢？自己又何必为难自己是吧！

Conclusion: Since unhappy is a day, happy is also a day, so why not happy to end every day? Why bother yourself is it!

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