适合发朋友圈的幽默搞笑句子 俏皮可爱（最后一句很精彩~）

手机最常用的功能是什么——看时间。手机最令人心跳的功能是什么——震动！

What is the most common function of mobile phones? It depends on the time. What is the most heart beating function of mobile phone - vibration!

刷牙是件悲喜交加的事，一手拿杯具，一手拿洗具。

Brushing teeth is a matter of mixed sorrow and happiness, with a cup in one hand and a washing tool in the other.

游戏和女友最大的区别就是，一个要下副本一个要下血本！

The biggest difference between games and girlfriends is that one has to make a copy and the other has to make a cut!

家长会和小三的性质都是一样的，都是挑拨家庭关系的。

The nature of the parents" meeting is the same as that of the primary three, which is to stir up family relations.

老师说三角形是最稳定的形状，我就不这么认为，因为三角恋不一定稳定。

The teacher said triangle is the most stable shape, I don"t think so, because triangle love is not necessarily stable.

令我感到骄傲和自豪的是，至今为止，地球仍被我踩在脚下。

What makes me proud and proud is that up to now, the earth is still under my feet.

现在男女观：男人多数女性化，女人多数猛兽化。

Today"s outlook on men and women: most men are feminized, and most women are beasts.

竟然有人说我涂了眼影，那简直是在侮辱我的黑眼圈！

Some people said I painted eye shadow. It was insulting me to get dark circles.

刚刚同事发来短信：夜总会来？我看着怀中眼冒青光的女友，急忙回道：太阳总会升起？

Just now my colleague sent me a text message: is the nightclub coming? I looked at my girlfriend with blue eyes in my arms, and hurriedly replied: will the sun always rise?

工作，退一步海阔天空，爱情，退一步人去楼空。

Work, take a step back, the sea is vast, love, take a step back, people are gone.

把最后一口水留给需要的同志吧！把那瓶橙汁给我。

Leave the last saliva to the comrades in need! Give me that bottle of orange juice.

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