有点皮的自动回复句子 搞怪逗趣（你最喜欢哪一句）

我不在，我不听，不要找我。

I"m not here. I won"t listen. Don"t look for me.

我已经飞升上仙，不玩手机了。

I"ve been up in the sky. I don"t play with my cell phone anymore.

有事情直接打电话，让我知道你是哪个，我好把你拉黑。

If you have something to do, just call me and let me know who you are so that I can pull you black.

当前聊天人数较多，已经为您自动排队至99+。

At present, there are a large number of people chatting, and they have automatically queued up for you to 99 +.

请问你是要跟我表白吗？如果不是，对不起，我很忙。

Are you going to tell me? If not, I"m sorry, I"m busy.

请大喊三声美女，那我一定会出现。

Please shout three beauties, then I will show up.

该用户正在潜水，可能是脑子进水了，不能看手机。

The user is diving. Maybe he is out of his mind and can"t watch his mobile phone.

你说，我在听，我真的在听，请你相信我。

You say, I"m listening, I"m really listening, please believe me.

本仙女正在下凡，请您耐心等待。

This fairy is coming down to earth, please wait patiently.

有敌情，请立刻终止对话，说话的不要。

If there is an enemy situation, please stop the dialogue immediately.

美女在忙，稍后回来陪你聊天，请问一下你要聊多少钱的？

Beauty is busy. I"ll come back to chat with you later. How much do you want to talk about?

如果我不在，请发红包，那我一定在。

If I am not in, please send a red envelope, then I must be in.

别问我在干嘛，那我肯定是在学习，我就是那个别人家的孩子。

Don"t ask me what I"m doing. I must be studying. I"m the child of someone else"s family.

对不起，你的网络不好，请重新发送。

Sorry, your network is not good, please resend.

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