靓妹喜欢的可爱句子 其乐无穷（句句乐翻天）

1、每当我和朋友抱怨生活的烦恼和遇到的不幸时，他们会语重心长地对我说：哈哈哈……

Whenever my friends and I complain about the troubles of life and the misfortunes they encounter, they will say to me with great sincerity: ha ha ha

2、有些女孩我真是服了，你这么喜欢看美女，你就不能自己去照镜子吗？

I"m really convinced of some girls. You like to see beautiful girls so much. Can"t you look in the mirror by yourself?

3、人生苦短，我是真的很懒。

Life is short. I"m really lazy.

4、我真是服了，发信息不回打电话不接，谈个恋爱，还想欲擒故纵，我直接买本三十六计寄给你抄好了。

I really did. I send a message, you don"t reply. I call, you don"t answer. If you"re in love, you want to use a trick. I"ll send you a copy of the thirty-six plans.

5、不要再拉我进什么名媛圈了，我已经经济独立了，就在刚才全款买了瓶百事可乐。

Don"t drag me into the celebrity circle any more. I"m financially independent. I just bought a Pepsi Cola just now.

6、给男孩子们一个建议，以后买车千万别买宝马，我刚刚开着开着就被闹铃吵醒了。

Give the boys a suggestion. Never buy a BMW in the future. I was woken up by the alarm when I was driving.

7、嘴是用来亲的，不是用来吵架的。

The mouth is for kissing, not for fighting.

8、从小色盲，在男朋友的帮助下看到了绿色。

As a child, I was color blind and saw green with the help of my boyfriend.

9、我在路上买了个馍，回去吃了泪水止不住往下掉，原来这是好寂寞。

I bought a bun on the way. After I went back to eat it, my share of tears couldn"t stop falling. Originally, this is a good lonely.

10、我长得不行，气人行，睡觉行，吃喝行，那你觉得我行不行。

I don"t look good. I can make people angry, sleep, eat and drink. Do you think I can do it?

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