有点意思的皮句子 轻松有趣（逗你一笑）

我只有戴上口罩，才可能被人想象成美女！

Only if I wear a mask can I be imagined as a beautiful girl！

物以类聚，我来找朋友了，穷到要饭的请举手！

Birds of a feather flock together, I came to find a friend, whoever is poor to beg please raise your hand!

我见过很多美好的事，只是没有一件发生在我身上！

I"ve seen so many wonderful things, but none of them happened on me!

我胖不由我，老天不让我瘦，我也没办法！

I am fat not by myself,God do not let me be thin, so I can never make it be true!

想让我怀疑你变心了？很简单，试试一个月不给我买奶茶！

You want me to suspect you"ve changed your mind? Very simple, try not to buy me milk tea for a month!

我真的超喜欢你的，嘴上十分，心里三分！

I really like you, seeing from the mouth there is ten percent,seeing from the heart there is only three percent!

你很帅，你很拽，可是只能在我的黑名单里摇摆！

You are very handsome, you are very ye, but you can only sway in my blacklist!

你本来可以快乐没烦恼的，只可惜没爱上我！

You could have been happy without troubles, but it"s a pity you didn"t fall in love with me!

别的男孩对女孩子只想宠，你却只想和我单挑！

Other boys only want to spoil girls, but you only want to fight with me!

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