让人瞬间开心的搞笑句子 风趣幽默（笑到停不下来~）

1、只要我够土，谁在我这都炫不了富。

As long as I have enough soil, no one can show off wealth here.

2、早知道这是看脸的世界，当初就该拿上学的钱去整容。

I knew this was the world of looking at faces. I should have taken the money from school to have a face lift.

3、我一直很尊重金钱，没偷，没抢，没有。

I always respect money. I didn"t steal, I didn"t rob, I didn"t steal.

4、老有人问我对象怎么样，我对象很好，我对猪也很好，对狗也不错。

People always ask me how my partner is. My partner is very good. I am also good to pigs and dogs.

5、没文化真的是件可怕的事情，今天我想喝西北风，却分不清哪里是西北。

No culture is really a terrible thing, today I want to drink northwest, but can"t tell where is northwest.

6、她们都很迷人，而我就不一样，我磨人。

They"re all charming, but I"m different. I grind people.

7、今天头这么疼，一定是有人在榨取我的智慧。

I have such a headache today. Someone must be squeezing my wisdom.

8、我尝试做一个有趣的人，后来跑偏了，成了一个逗比。

I tried to be an interesting person, and then I deviated and became a teaser.

9、加了好友，不聊天，也不点赞。你们是准备暗杀我吗。

Add friends, don"t chat, don"t like. Are you going to assassinate me.

10、你不是真的胖，只是女娲捏土造你的时候土用多了。

You"re not really fat. It"s just that Nu Wa used more soil to make you.

11、不要扶我，我没醉，前面那条路在动，快帮我扶住那条路。

Don"t help me. I"m not drunk. The road ahead is moving. Help me hold the road.

12、大家今天晚上别熬夜了，熬多了对手机不好。

Don"t stay up late tonight, it"s not good for mobile phones.

13、太累了，发个圈，在线抽一位好友为我扛下所有。

Too tired, send a circle, online draw a friend for me to carry all.

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