扎心又讽刺的文案句子 句句现实（很适合深夜发动态）

而且不想哭到凌晨三四点钟

And don"t want to cry until threeorfour in the morning

大部分时间都很匆忙

Most of the time it was in a hurry

"一花落"

"A flower falls"

"有人教我温柔"

"Someone taught me to be gentle"

一个在你死之前把氧气瓶拔出来也想亲吻的人。

Someone who pulls out the oxygen bottle and wants to kiss before you die.

人生就是给我这个小泡芙加奶油哦

Life is to cream this little puff

对不起,我正在变得沉默

Sorry, I"m becoming silent

觉得这世上的人都在嫉妒我

I feel that people in the world are jealous of me

满地都是我的头发

It"s all my hair

比如毛巾可以当抹布用很长时间

For example, towels can be used as rags for a long time

接着意外地把问号发出去

And then accidentally send out the question mark

"我只有十四岁没什么。

"I"m only 14 years old and nothing.

但是我觉得你就是那个陪在我身边的人

But I think you"re the one who"s with me

"就像我遇到你是多么幸运"

"Just like how lucky I met you"

爱情的酸臭我先为大家尝一尝

I will taste the sour smell of love for you first

那一天我打字很快

I typed very fast that day

"你要我吃的"

"You want me to eat"

就像你见过的美女

It"s like a beautiful woman you"ve seen

"你深爱的人在那里"

"Where are the people you love"

"荒芜不满春"

"Barren not full of spring"

在身边的人不要勉强过日子

Don"t let people around you just live

「我听到过三观最正的句子是:」

"I have heard the most positive sentence of Three Views:" I have heard the following sentences:

「简单」

"Simple"

见到你时

When I saw you

我也会跟着笑起来

I"ll laugh with you, too

简而言之就是不难概括

In short, it"s not difficult to summarize

两年来,我为了一个男孩沉沦啊

For two years, I"ve been down for a boy

人生不幸与人抢财

Misfortune in life and people"s fortune