一些能够让你开怀大笑的沙雕句子 有趣幽默（专治各种不开心）
你知道对于小姑娘来说这辈子最可怕的事情是什么吗？就是她心心念念很久假装偶遇了男神，那天她打扮的超级美，本来想给男神来个回眸一笑的，可是最可怕的是她笑得同时还吹出了一个鼻涕泡……
You know what"s the scariest thing that"s ever happened to a little girl? That day she dressed up super beautiful, was going to give the male god to look back a smile, but the most terrible thing is that she laughed at the same time also blew out a snot bubble……
其实这个世界上很多事情都是不在我们意料范围之内的，就比如说，你还以为我会举个例子说给你听呢？
In fact, many things in this world are not within our expectations. For example, do you think I will give you an example?
我觉得包真是一个神奇的东西，假如你的包被抢走的话，那么你就丢了所有的东西。
I think the bag is really a magical thing, if you get robbed of your bag, then you lose everything.
现在错过了一些人，不要伤心，因为以后你就会知道，错过了他真的是你一生中做得最对的一件事情了了！
Now miss some people, don"t be sad, because later you will know, missing him is really the most right thing you did in your life!
我女朋友至今为止做过最让我感动的事情就是为了不打扰我一个人安静地打游戏，所以她在到现在都没有在我的生活中出现！
The most touching thing my girlfriend has done so far is not to disturb me to play games quietly, so she has not appeared in my life up to now!
人生就是这样，你得到一些东西必定就会失去一些东西，就比如说我有一个大学同学，她找了一个搞房地产的老公，所以婚后，她就失去了上班的烦恼，每天都在为买什么而烦恼！
Life is like this, you will lose something if you get something, for example, I have a college classmate, she found a real estate husband, so after marriage, she lost the trouble of going to work, every day for what to buy trouble!
我今年大学刚毕业就已经月薪六位数了，每天开着我的名牌跑车去上班，其实上不上班也倒无所谓？主要是在我上大学的时候就已经买了好几套房子了，现在光靠收租都够养活自己，看到这里，你们一定以为我是靠着我父母的吧，其实并没有，我完全是靠我自己凭空想象出来的啊！
I"m making six figures a month right out of college, driving my fancy sports car to work every day, but it doesn"t really matter whether I go to work or not. I bought several apartments when I was in college, and now I can feed myself only by renting. You may think that I am dependent on my parents, but actually I am not. I completely rely on my own imagination.
你想每天不上班，就可以月入过万吗？你想一年365天都出去旅游吗？你想要一辈子都不愁吃穿吗？如果你想的话，那么你不如跟我在一起吧！我可以坐在一起喝喝茶，一起想！
Do you think you can make more than $10,000 a month without going to work every day? Do you want to travel 365 days a year? Do you want to feed and clothe yourself forever? If you want to, then you might as well stay with me! I can sit and drink tea and think together!
你们每天就知道刷手机，你们到底有没有考虑过手机的感受，我知道你们肯定没有关心过这些，因为你们就是个自私的人，你们就只会考虑你们自己！手机也很累的好不啦？
Do you ever think about how your phone feels? I know you don"t, because you are selfish. You only think about yourself! The cell phone is also very tired, ok?
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