骂人贼可爱的小句子 金句频出（太调皮了）

1、再凶我，我就亲你。

If you hurt me again, I"ll kiss you.

2、我诅咒你漂亮到没朋友。

I curse you for being so beautiful that you have no friends.

3、我看你挺凶的，我农场缺条狗，明天来上班吧！

I think you are very fierce. My farm lacks a dog. Come to work tomorrow.

4、诅咒你以后喝珍珠奶茶都没有珍珠。

Curse you after drinking pearl milk tea have no pearl.

5、香蕉你个不呐呐。

Banana, your “bunana”.

6、真是猫改不了吃小鱼干。

The cat can"t change the habit of eating dried fish.

7、你是哪个村的猪，这么膨胀。

What village pig are you, so swollen.

8、你骂我，我吃亏，你是小乌龟。

You scold me, I suffer, you are a little turtle.

9、你这么杠，不去搬砖多可惜。

You can argue so much. It"s a pity not to move bricks.

10、我不把你打的满脸桃花开，你不知道花儿为什么这么红。

If I don"t make you look like a peach blossom, you don"t know why the flowers are so red.

11、明天你妈出门买菜必涨价。

Tomorrow your mother will go out to buy food at a higher price.

12、你是哪块小饼干？

Which cookie are you?

13、你是化学元素51号。

You"re chemical element 51.

14、不给你点厉害，你都不知道锅是铁打的。

If I don"t give you some strength, you don"t know that the pot is made of iron.

15、在不理我，我就成天津名吃了。

If you ignore me, I will become a famous food in Tianjin.

16、你脑子里的小猪佩奇在上厕所吗？

Is the pig in your head going to the toilet?

17、你的脖子好可爱，上面顶个猪脑袋。

Your neck is so cute. It has a pig"s head on it.

18、天为什么会黑，因为牛在天上飞；为什么牛在天上飞，因为你在地上吹。

Why is it dark, because the ox is flying in the sky? Why the ox is flying in the sky, because you are blowing on the earth.

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