属于你的可爱句子 句句搞怪（太调皮了）

1、想要一个红豆沙包，不要豆，不要沙，只要红包。

I want a red bean paste bread, no beans, no sand, just red packets.

2、你去照照镜子，看看我男朋友帅不帅。

You look in the mirror. See if my boyfriend is handsome.

3、你如果认识从前的我，也许会纳闷现在的我怎么胖成这样了。

If you know me in the past, you may wonder why I am so fat now.

4、别人都是宝藏女孩，而我就不一样了，我是五个小时吃三顿的饱胀女孩。

Others are treasure girls, but I"m different. I"m a full girl who eats three meals in five hours.

5、开心是一天，不开心也是一天，既然如此，我每天既开心又不开心，就等于活了两天。

Happy is a day, not happy is also a day, in this case, I am happy and not happy every day, so this is equivalent to living two days.

6、今天我去饭店吃饭，点了一份糖醋鱼。之后老板对我说糖没有了，鱼也溜走了，我只能吃醋了。

Today, I went to a restaurant and ordered a sweet and sour fish. After that, the boss told me that there was no sugar and the fish ran away, so I had to be jealous.

7、一切都会变好的，比如说从胖变成好胖。

Everything"s going to get better, like from being fat to being very fat.

8、我有QQ糖，糖给你，QQ可以给我吗？

I have QQ sugar, sugar for you, can you give me your QQ?

9、太久没运动了，在刺激战场跑了几百米，手指有点累。

I haven"t exercised for a long time. I ran a few hundred meters in "game for peace" and my fingers were a little tired.

10、哪里有人喜欢孤独，只是没钱罢了。

No one likes to be alone. I just don"t have money.

11、一看别人挣钱就眼红，但自己又没本事，所以只好改变方向，闭上眼睛不看。

A look at others to earn money, I envy, but I have no ability, so I had to change direction: close my eyes.

12、坚强点，至少你还招蚊子喜欢。

Be strong, at least mosquitoes like you.

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