关于晚上熬夜的沙雕句子 句句搞笑（适合发朋友圈搞怪一下）

1、熬夜的时候要多喝点花茶，这样突然触死的时候会香一点，还省了买花圈的钱。

When you stay up late, you should drink more flower tea, so that when you suddenly touch death, it will be more fragrant, and you can save money on buying wreaths.

2、熬夜的我了不起，早上起床的我起不了。

I stay up late. I can"t get up in the morning.

3、熬夜唯一的好处就是可以预防老年痴呆，因为经常熬夜根本到不了老年。

The only benefit of staying up late is that it can prevent Alzheimer"s disease, because often staying up late can"t reach old age.

4、每次想要熬夜的时候，我就告诫自己，那些夏天晚上通宵叽喳的小虫子，没有一个能活着过冬天。

Every time I want to stay up late, I warn myself that none of the bugs chirping all night in summer night can live through the winter.

5、手机不睡你不睡，明年的水滴筹属你最贵。

Mobile phone does not sleep you do not sleep, next year"s water drop is your most expensive.

6、每次熬完夜，我都要把闹钟调成唢呐，醒了就去上班，没醒证明我已经上路。

Every night, I will set the alarm clock to suona, wake up to go to work, did not wake up to prove that I have been on the road.

7、大家都知道熬夜对身体不好，所以我选择通宵，一夜到天明。

Everyone knows that staying up late is not good for your health, so I choose to stay up all night until dawn.

8、有没有女孩喜欢聪明绝顶的男孩，如果有，那我多熬会。

Is there a girl who likes a smart boy? If so, I will endure more.

9、不知道为什么，我明明在中国，却有着外国的时差。

I don"t know why, I"m obviously in China, but I have a foreign jet lag.

10、经常熬夜的人，容易产生幻觉，记忆力会变差，有时候会神智不清，我希望你们记住这五点。

People who often stay up late are prone to hallucinations, poor memory and sometimes delirium. I hope you will remember these five points.

11、我的手机特别喜欢熬夜，最可恶的是，它每次熬夜都要拉着我。

My mobile phone especially likes to stay up late. The worst thing is that it pulls me every time I stay up late.

12、今晚的深夜好静，月色好美，仿佛在说你在不睡，明天就起不来了。

Tonight"s night is quiet and the moon is beautiful. It seems that you are not sleeping, and you can"t get up tomorrow.

13、我其实不是熬夜，我就是不敢睡觉，我怕我一睡着，世界就多了一位睡美人。

In fact, I don"t stay up late, I just dare not sleep. I"m afraid that once I fall asleep, there will be a sleeping beauty in the world.

14、与其被动失眠，我选择带上两个黑眼圈继续熬夜。

Instead of passive insomnia, I choose to take two dark circles and continue to stay up late.

15、有人相爱，有人开车看海，有人熬夜打王者27连败。

Some people fall in love, some drive to see the sea, some stay up late and beat the king 27 times.

16、我发现一个问题，白天的手机没有晚上好玩，晚上手机容易上瘾。

I found a problem, mobile phones in the daytime are not fun at night, and mobile phones are easy to be addicted at night.

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