满屏沙雕的皮句子 机灵古怪（点赞超多）

1、你知道什么是摇滚吗？喜欢我就摇，不喜欢就滚。

Do you know what rock is? Shake if you like it, and roll if you don"t like it.

2、青春不常在，抓紧谈恋爱，爱我就现在。

Youth is not always there, so hurry to fall in love and love me now.

3、上帝是公平的，给了我落魄的家境，同样也给了我落魄的容颜来保持平衡。

God is fair, giving me a poor family, and also giving me a poor face to keep balance.

4、无法启动学习模式，因为太冷，懒得动，卡机了。

Unable to start the learning mode, because it is too cold to move, and the machine is stuck.

5、降温了，你要不要加个女朋友。

The temperature has dropped. Do you want to add a girlfriend?

6、两个人能否长久在一起，三观很重要，但对于吃货来说，三餐更重要。

Whether two people can be together for a long time, three concepts are very important, but for food lovers, three meals are more important.

7、给你讲三只小猪的故事，其它两只小猪都睡了，就差你了。

Tell you the story of three little pigs. The other two little pigs are asleep, but you are the only one left.

8、如果不是被尿憋醒，我和王一博已经在马尔代夫度蜜月了。

If I hadn"t been awakened by urine, YiBo and I would have spent our honeymoon in Maldives.

9、从小被教育不要乱花钱，长大后才知道根本没有钱供我花。

I was taught not to spend money indiscriminately since I was a child, and when I grew up, I realized that there was no money for me to spend.

10、别问我感情上的建议，我是单身狗，我只建议分手。

Don"t ask me for emotional advice. I"m single dog. I only suggest breaking up.

11、我来念一句令你坐立难安的咒语：奶茶。

Let me say a spell that makes you fidget: milk tea.

12、我要睡觉了，昨晚梦见的帅哥衣服才脱了一半。

I"m going to bed. The handsome guy I dreamed of last night only took off half of his clothes.

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