适合发朋友圈的沙雕句子 幽默逗趣（值得收藏）

1、来不及了，五块钱雇一个人喜欢我，再贵付不起了。

It"s too late. I can"t afford to hire someone who likes me for five yuan.

2、别人的女朋友都是想办法撒娇，而你总想跟我单挑。

Other people"s girlfriends are trying to be coquettish, and you always want to be alone with me.

3、想和你在冬天吃火锅，不是冬天也行，不是你也行，不是火锅不行。

Want to eat hot pot with you in winter, not winter is OK, not you are OK, not hot pot is not OK.

4、我数学不好的原因是因为，像我这么单纯的人，做不来这么有心机的数学题。

The reason why I"m not good at math is that a simple person like me can"t do such clever math problems.

5、如果你肯花一点时间来了解我，你就会发现，你浪费了一点时间。

If you take a little time to get to know me, you will find that you have wasted a little time.

6、丑的才谈恋爱，美的现在都在卖空调。

Ugly people fall in love. Beautiful people are selling air conditioners now.

7、以前丑，不好意思发自拍，现在不一样了，P图的手艺提高了。

I used to be ugly. I"m sorry to take a selfie. Now it"s different. The craftsmanship of P-map has improved.

8、你不必故作冷淡，我也没想纠缠，最后一次，把一块钱还给我。

You don"t have to pretend to be cold, I didn"t want to entangle, the last time, give me a dollar.

9、千万不要陪一个男孩长大，就算要陪也要多陪几个。

Don"t grow up with a boy. Even if you want to grow up with a boy, you have to spend more time with him.

10、好希望喜欢的人可以用钱买到，这样我就可以彻底死心了。

I hope the people I like can buy it with money, so that I can give up completely.

11、有些歌听前奏就喜欢上了，有些人看一眼就爱上了，唯独作业打开一页就不想做了。

Some songs like the prelude, some people fall in love at a glance, only open a page of homework do not want to do.

12、我能想到最浪漫的事，就是看你们慢慢变老然后我依旧倾国倾城。

The most romantic thing I can think of is to see you grow old, and then I still love you.

13、我一定要努力，让那些嘲笑我的人，都被我笑死。

I must try my best to make those who laugh at me laugh to death.

14、别着急，总有一个男孩手捧一束花走到你面前，然后温柔的对你说：“不好意思，让一下。”

Don"t worry, there is always a boy holding a bunch of flowers come to you, and then gently said to you: "excuse me, let me

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