适合发朋友圈的凡尔赛句子（总有一句适合你）

1、香奈儿太不好用了，还是用爱马仕买菜装得多。

Chanel is too hard to use. I still use Hermes to buy more vegetables.

2、我家保姆用海蓝之谜，你说她是不是有点小奢侈？

My nanny uses the mystery of sea blue. Do you think she is a little extravagant?

3、真羡慕别人家里有矿，我的家里只有几万头猪。

I envy that other people have mines at home. I only have tens of thousands of pigs at home.

4、我最近天天暴饮暴食，胖了十多斤，单位同事还一直夸我腰细腿细身材好，我真是无语了呢。

Recently, I"ve been overeating every day and gained more than ten pounds. My colleagues in the unit have always praised me for my thin waist, thin legs and good figure. I"m really speechless.

5、说出来挺不好意思的，我是最近才知道鸡蛋有壳的，以前都是吃管家剥好的，一直以为鸡蛋都是白色的软软的。

I"m sorry to say that. It"s only recently that I learned that eggs have shells. In the past, they were peeled by the housekeeper. I always thought that the eggs were white and soft.

6、好烦，睡过了马尔代夫的航班，只能转机去了。

I"m so tired. I"ve slept on the Maldives flight, so I can only go by special plane.

7、双十一买的东西不是很多吧，也就花了一个亿。

I don"t buy a lot of things on the double 11, so I spent 100 million.

8、真羡慕你们这些有钱人呀，哪像我家里都揭不开锅了，因为纯金的锅盖真的是太重了。

I really envy you rich people. I can"t open the pot at home, because the pure gold lid is too heavy.

9、半夜弹钢琴，网友说注意点会吵到邻居，我说我没有邻居毕竟独栋别墅比较大不会吵到别人！

Playing the piano in the middle of the night, netizens said that attention will disturb the neighbors, I said I have no neighbors, after all, the single family villa is relatively large, will not disturb others!

10、考双百又有什么用，英语还不是只考了98分，什么时候英语成绩能好点啊？

What"s the use of double hundred? I only got 98 points in English. When can I get better grades in English?

11、看到我朋友圈的步数，朋友问，你今天去跑马拉松了吗？其实没有，我就是绕着自己的庄园散了个步。

Seeing the steps in my circle of friends, my friend asked, "did you run a marathon today?"? Actually, I didn"t. I just took a walk around my manor.

12、真羡慕那些可以随随便便离家出走的孩子，我都出来一个月了，还没走出我家草坪。

I envy those children who can run away from home casually. I"ve been out for a month and haven"t gone out of my lawn yet.

13、真的太讨厌了，男朋友送我的红色法拉利太土了，直男就这审美吗？

It"s really annoying. The red Ferrari my boyfriend gave me is too rustic. Is this the aesthetic of straight man?

14、跳绳怕影响楼下，就把楼下的房子也买了，终于可以安心的跳绳了。

I"m afraid that skipping rope will affect the downstairs, so I bought the house downstairs, and finally I can jump rope at ease.

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