适合做自动回复的句子 沙雕有趣（建议收藏）

我去后山和黑山老妖研究吃唐僧的事，有事回来再说。

I went to Houshan and Heishan old demon to study how to eat Tang monk. I"ll come back if I have something.

你的聊天对象暂时不在，你可以和我聊天，但我只会这一句。

Your chatting partner is not here for the time being. You can chat with me, but I only know this sentence.

你好，我是她男朋友，有什么事情的话可以和我说。

Hello, I"m her boyfriend. You can talk to me if you have anything.

鱼儿们，塘主有事，等我回来，一个一个宠幸你们。

Fish, the pond owner has something to do. When I come back, I will spoil you one by one.

你好，我是主人的秘书，有什么事就跟我说吧，等他回来我会转告他的。

Hello, I"m the Beauty Secretary of the host. Please tell me if you have anything. I"ll let him know when he comes back.

嘘，我是易烊千玺，我宝贝在睡觉。等她醒了回你。

Shh, I"m Yi Xiang Qianxi. My baby is sleeping. I"ll get back to you when she wakes up.

不要问我在不在，不出意外我这几十年都是在地。

Don"t ask me if I"m here. I"ve been here for decades without accident.

不好意思，我现在有事不再，一会儿也不想和你联系。

I"m sorry, I"m not in now. I don"t want to contact you later.

有什么重要的事情晚上再说，现在幼儿园还没放学。

If there"s anything important, let"s talk about it in the evening. The kindergarten hasn"t finished yet.

请大喊三声美女，我会马上出现。如没反应，请再喊三遍，以此类推。谢谢

Please shout three beauties and I"ll show up right away. If there is no response, please shout again three times, and so on. thank you

请念咒语 古娜拉黑暗之神 乌漆嘛黑 召唤我出来。

Please say the curse, gunara. The God of darkness, ujimahei, calls me out.

她说她在睡觉，有事请大声地叫她，大声点，再大声点。

She said that she was sleeping. If you have something, please call her out loud, louder, louder.

本人不在，热烈欢迎帅哥，美女光临，有事请留言，青蛙和恐龙，闪一边凉快去！

I am not, warmly welcome handsome, beautiful presence, something please leave a message, frog and dinosaur, flash side cool!

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