让你快乐的沙雕句子 搞怪有趣（专治各种不开心）
大家都说你越害怕什么东西，你就越要去面对它，所以我最近又去重温了一下堪称我童年阴影的电视剧《不要和陌生人说话》，看完以后，我发现确实有用，小时候的阴影没了，现在它你变成了我成年的阴影了！
They say that the more you"re afraid of something, the more you have to deal with it. So I recently went back to the TV series Don"t Talk to Strangers, which was my childhood shadow. After watching it, I found it really worked.
你知道吗？如果你现在不够努力的话，那么以后别人用来壁咚的墙，这都是你搬的砖砌成的，看到这里，你心痛了吗？那还睡什么睡？赶快起来搬砖吧！
You know what? If you do not work hard enough now, then other people used to wall dong wall, this is you move the brick, see here, you heartache? So why sleep? Get up and move the bricks!
请问一下，有附近的人想要谈恋爱吗？不要问我为什么是附近的，因为我不接受异地恋，如果比较远，超出范围的话，我的共享电单车就要断电了。
Excuse me, is there anyone around here who wants to fall in love? Don"t ask me why I"m nearby, because I don"t accept long distance relationships, and if it"s too far away or out of bounds, my shared bike will be cut off.
大家都说熬夜对身体的伤害真的很大很大，所以呢？每次熬夜的时候，我都会记得给自己熬点排骨汤，好好的进补一下，弥补熬夜带来的伤害。
Everyone says that staying up late is really, really bad for your body, so what? Every time I stay up late, I will remember to boil some spareribs soup for myself and make up for the damage caused by staying up late.
这道题你会就是会，不会就是不会，你跟我说约会是什么意思？（注孤生系列）
What do you mean when you tell me about a date? (Doomed to a lonely life series)
你们知道每天早上上班的路上有多堵吗？今天也不例外，眼看着上班时间就要迟到了，但是前面的那辆车开得特别的慢，于是我就气得不停地按喇叭，结果我就被公交车司机赶了下来……
Do you know how much traffic is on the way to work every morning? Today is no exception, it is going to be late for work, but the car in front of me was very slow, so I was angry and kept blowing the horn, I was the bus driver kicked me off……
假如你很讨厌我的话，讨厌到那种你很想用钱来雇人打我的那种程度的话，那么我只想跟你说，我这个人其实挺狠的，只要你给到我心里的价位，我连我自己都打。
If you hate me so much, so much that you would like to pay someone to beat me, then I just want to tell you that I am a very tough person, as long as you give me the price in my heart, I even play myself.
今天加班感觉头很痛，整个人都很不舒服，于是中午便向领导请了假，回家休息，也不知道为什么，出了公司以后突然感觉整个人都神清气爽了，于是我就绕到了另一条小吃街上开开心心的大吃大喝了起来。
Today, I felt a lot of pain for working overtime and the whole person felt uncomfortable, so I asked the leader for leave at noon and went home for a rest. I don"t know why, but suddenly I felt refreshed after leaving the company, so I went around to another snack street to eat and drink happily.
最近听说，假如你不开心的话，你就要多吃一点花生，于是我就去超市买了很多很多的花生，果然越吃越开心了，如果非要说一下这其中的道理的话，我想那应该就是好事会花生（发生）吧！因为有了这个心理暗示，所以才会变得开心呀！
Recently heard, if you are not happy, you will eat a little more peanuts, so I went to the supermarket to buy a lot of peanuts, as expected, the more eat the more happy, if you have to say the truth of this, I think it should be a good thing to peanuts (happen)! Because had this psychological hint, so just can become happy ah!
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