暗示自己很穷的句子 新颖有趣（发朋友圈搞怪一下）

1、大家不要跟我借钱，都是一样的年纪，你没有我就会有么。

Don"t borrow money from me. They are all the same age. If you don"t have me, you will have it.

2、各位，打扰一下，我想问一下身上还剩30块，怎么活到下个月。

Excuse me, I want to ask you how to live to next month with 30 yuan left.

3、看着扁扁的钱包，真的不知道它是用来干嘛的。

Looking at the flat purse, I really don"t know what it"s for.

4、做梦梦到自己很穷，醒来竟然梦想成真了。

I dream that I am poor. I wake up and my dream comes true.

5、每次没钱的时候，我都觉得庆幸，至少空气还是免费的。

Every time I have no money, I feel lucky, at least the air is free.

6、压缩饼干真的很好吃，很硬，有营养，还扛饿，最重要的是省钱。

Compressed biscuits are really delicious, hard, nutritious, hungry, and the most important thing is to save money.

7、贫穷并不可怕，可怕的是那个竟然是我。

Poverty is not terrible. What"s terrible is that it"s me.

8、我的钱可能会隐身，所以我至今还没有找到。

My money may be invisible, so I haven"t found it yet.

9、以前出门都是喷香水，现在出门抹点花露水。

I used to spray perfume before going out, and now I want to go out and put some toilet water on.

10、谁没钱了就告诉我一声，让我知道我不是一个人。

Let me know who has no money and let me know that I am not alone.

11、能不能借我一毛钱，免得以后我们一毛钱关系都没有。

Can you lend me a dime in case we don"t have a dime in the future.

12、我这个人缺点很多，但最重要的一点就是缺点钱。

I have a lot of shortcomings, but the most important one is the lack of money.

13、我的优点其实也挺多得的，除了余额不足以外，其他的都挺好的。

In fact, I have a lot of advantages. Except for the insufficient balance, everything else is very good.

14、今日份的早餐泡面，午餐泡面，晚餐泡面。

Today"s instant noodles for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

15、为了巩固我们的友谊，请借我两百，没有的话一百也是爱。

In order to consolidate our friendship, please lend me 200, if not, 100 is also love.

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