2020放松心情的句子 幽默搞笑（让人从头笑到尾）
不管这个世界让你多么的失望，你有些东西还是必须坚守的，毕竟做人的底线就四个字：不能饿着。
No matter how much the world lets you down, you still have something to hold on to. After all, the bottom line is only four words: don"t be hungry.
女孩子不好好读书，不好好努力是要嫁人的，你努力了，等你老了以后，你就可以住高级一点的敬老院，跟一些优质的老头做邻居了。
The girl does not study well, does not work hard is to get married, you have worked hard, after waiting for you to be old, you can live a bit more advanced nursing home, with some quality old man do neighbor.
我觉得小说里的人真好，压力太大，太伤心就会成魔，成妖的，还有拥有洪荒之力，哪像我们现在的人，压力大了，扛不住崩溃了就会变成神经病，然后被抓起来，关到精神病院去。
I think the people in the novel are very good, too much pressure, too sad will become the devil, into the devil, and have prehistorical powers, which is like us now, people under great pressure, unable to carry the collapse will become a psychopath, and then arrested, locked up in a mental hospital.
早上起床，感觉今天天气很不错，心情也满分，所以在这里跟那些以前被我凶过的人说一句，你们确实该凶！
Get up in the morning, feel today the weather is very good, the mood is also full marks, so here with those who I was fierce before say 1, you really should fierce!
唉，不知道我妈是在哪里学了单身狗这个词的，不过自从她知道了这个词以后，她就从来不记得我的名字了。
Well, I don"t know where my mother learned the word single dog, but ever since she learned the word, she has never remembered my name.
我一定要说说现在的一些年轻人了，为了装酷装深层，就连过个马路，耳机都不取下来的，难道你们不知道这样很危险吗？你说万一要是被车撞了，耳机坏了怎么办？
I have to tell you about some young people these days who don"t take off their headphones even when they cross the street in order to look cool and deep. Don"t you know it"s dangerous? What do you say if I get hit by a car and my headphones break down?
前几天去参加了大学同学的聚会，我看到大家都有了不少的变化，只有我一个人这么多年都没有什么变化，还是像以前一样那么穷。
A few days ago, I went to a party with my college classmates. I saw that everyone had changed a lot. I was the only one who had not changed for so many years and was still as poor as before.
温馨提示：天气转冷，已经入秋啦，你要好好地赚钱了，因为毕竟冬天的衣服比夏天的衣服贵很多！
Warm tip: the weather turns cold, it"s already autumn, you should make good money, because after all, winter clothes are more expensive than summer clothes!
小明毕业后打拼了很多年后，终于用自己存的六千块钱，加上父母给的八十五万，在毕业所在城市买了房。
After xiaoming graduated, he struggled for many years and finally bought a house in the city where he graduated with 6,000 yuan saved by himself and 850,000 yuan given by his parents.
骗我的感情可以，但是如果你想要骗我的钱的话，那我可能要一巴掌呼死你。
It"s okay to cheat on my feelings, but if you try to cheat on my money, I"ll probably slap you to death.
请你不要总是在我的面前说别人的坏话，你这样的话，搞得我也怪想说的。
Please don"t always speak ill of others in front of me, such words of yours make me feel strange to say.
生活里有很多事情都是感觉不到，那就说明没有的，不单只是爱情，比如你的钱也是这样！
There are a lot of things in life are not felt, that means there is no, not only love, such as your money is also so!
结语：愿我们把不开心统统抛掉，然后开心地去过好每一天。
Conclusion: May we throw away all our unhappiness and live happily every day.
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