朋友圈超皮的沙雕句子 幽默有才（趣味多多）

1、在家的时候，发烧还是会坚持玩手机；上学的时候，打个喷嚏都觉得是癌症晚期。

When I"m at home, I still play with my mobile phone when I have a fever; when I go to school, I think it"s terminal cancer when I sneeze.

2、今天我依然是个碌碌无为的“知食”分子。

Today, I"m still a mediocre "knowledge eater".

3、我为什么要减肥，好看的衣服我又买不起。

Why should I lose weight? I can"t afford nice clothes.

4、本周行程安排：起床然后受苦。

This week"s schedule: get up and suffer.

5、很想谈恋爱，但真的没时间，吃饱了要睡觉，睡醒了还要吃饭。

I really want to fall in love, but I really don"t have time. I have to sleep when I"m full and eat when I wake up.

6、我好喜欢小动物，比如说炸鸡、烤鸭、水煮鱼。

I love small animals, such as fried chicken, roast duck and boiled fish.

7、回家的感觉真好，一切都那么温馨。吃饭的时候，我爸还给我夹菜：“多吃点，就当自己家。”

It"s nice to be home. Everything is so warm. When eating, my father also gave me food: "eat more, as their own home."

8、经济独立有多爽，一个人可以盖一床被子，不像你们两个人挤着盖一床被子。

How cool is economic independence? A person can cover a quilt, unlike you two who are crowded to cover a quilt.

9、每天一个生活小妙招，长期不吃早餐，会导致脱发，发量稀疏更好打理，洗发水的钱都省了。

A small trick in daily life, long-term not eating breakfast, will lead to hair loss, sparse hair care, shampoo money is saved.

10、我也一直希望有个野王对我说：“废物，来躺”。结果，他只说了一半。

I have always hoped that a wild king would say to me, "waste, lie down and win.". As a result, he said only half of it.

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