可以调节你心情的搞笑句子 幽默风趣（适合发朋友圈搞怪一下）
老公：“老婆，自从我结婚后，我的视力就出问题了!”老婆：“什么症状?”老公：“我
Husband: "wife, since I got married, my eyesight has gone wrong!" wife: "what symptoms?" husband: "I can"t see the money!"
当你遇到不幸的时候，记得对着镜子里面的自己笑笑，这样你就会发现 跟你的长相比起来这点不幸又算什么呢？
When you encounter misfortune, remember to smile at yourself in the mirror, so you will find that compared with your appearance, what is this misfortune?
天气冷了， 我决定今年走复古路线， 穿回去年的衣服。
It"s cold. I decided to take the retro route this year and wear back last year"s clothes.
我如果恋爱 晚一点其实也没关系 我如果暴富 请现在立刻马上
It doesn"t matter if I fall in love later. If I get rich, please do it now
你最多可以接受恋人和你相差几岁，只要颜值过关，上下五千年都行。
You can accept the age difference between your lover and you at most. As long as your appearance passes the test, you can go up and down for 5000 years.
哥哥和妹妹在看电视，突然电视屏幕出现了一头猪。 哥哥对妹妹说：妹，你看它多像你！ 妹妹大怒说：像你妹
My brother and sister were watching TV when suddenly a pig appeared on the TV screen. Brother said to sister: sister, look how much it looks like you! Sister said angrily: like your sister
为什么精神小伙都这么瘦？难道最有效的减肥方法是社会摇。
Why are mental guys so thin? Is the most effective way to lose weight social shake.
人要是受欢迎起来，一点办法也没有。比如。吃火锅不管坐哪里，烟都往你脸上飘。
If people become popular, there is nothing they can do. For example. Eat hot pot, no matter where you sit, the smoke will float on your face.
终于明白我和学霸的差距在哪，她心情很差趴在桌上，两分钟后突然直起腰开始做作业，我心情很差趴在桌上，两分钟后就睡着了。
Finally understand the gap between Xueba and me. She was in a bad mood, lying on the table. Two minutes later, she suddenly straightened up and began to do her homework. I was in a bad mood, lying on the table and fell asleep two minutes later.
听到二哥问五岁的女儿：“长大后你要当什么啊？”回答：“当警察”。又问：“为什么是警察呢？”回答：“因为老师常说捡到钱要交给警察叔叔。”
When the second brother asked his five-year-old daughter, "what are you going to be when you grow up?" he replied, "be a policeman". Then he asked, "why the police?" he replied, "because the teacher often said to give the money to the police uncle."
为什么一看书，就困呢？因为书，是梦开始的地方。
Why are you sleepy when you read a book? Because books are the place where dreams begin.
小明复读高三，老师问小明，给大家说说你高考多少分啊？小明：“差600多分上清华。”老师：“滚、出、去！”
Xiao Ming repeats his senior three. The teacher asks Xiao Ming, tell us how many points you get in the college entrance examination? Xiao Ming: "more than 600 points to Tsinghua." Teacher: "get out, go!"
长得黑的男同学这样给他女朋友解释他黑的原因：第一，因为我不肤浅，第二，我在暗中保护你。
The black boy explained to his girlfriend why he was black: first, because I"m not superficial, and second, I"m secretly protecting you.
世界上最具反侦查能力的生物便是——丈母娘！随便把闺女一藏，愣是得让你找上几十年！哪怕你是柯南…
The most anti detection creature in the world is mother-in-law! Hide your daughter casually. You have to find it for decades! Even if you"re Conan
图源网，侵联删
想了解更多精彩内容，快来关注浅谚婉语