有点搞怪上头的沙雕句子（皮爆了）

这个鬼天气，我选择吃10根雪糕自杀！

In this disgusting weather, I choose to suicide by eating 10 ice cream.

从小到大，升旗时注意力不是在国旗上，而是等国歌奏完后，看国旗是不是正好停在杆顶。

When raising the flag, my attention is not on the flag, but to see if the flag just stops at the top of the pole after the national anthem is played.

在妈妈眼里，所有病的起源都是因为熬夜，玩手机，打游戏。

In mom"s eyes, the origin of all diseases is due to staying up late, playing mobile phones, playing games.

不要怨恨那些曾经泼你冷水的人，没啥大不了的，实在不行就把水烧开了再还给他们咯！

Don"t resent those who used to pour cold water on you. It"s no big deal, You can boil the water and give it back to them.

人家说你年轻，像个学生一样，并不是因为你看起来长得小，而是因为你穿得土。

They say you are young like a student, it"s not because you look young, but because you"re not fashionable.

人生就像打电话，不是你先挂，就是我先挂。

Life is like a phone call, either you die first or I die first.

怎么当一个文明人呢？就是所有的脏话在说出口前，都应该用唾沫消消毒。

How to be a civilized person? It"s that all the swearing should be disinfected by spitting before speaking.

小时候的愿望是在家就能上课，现在我发现我错了，大错特错！

When I was a child, I wanted to be able to have classes at home. Now I found out that I was wrong!

下辈子要当筷子，这样就不怕孤独了。

I will be a chopstick in my next life, so I won"t be afraid of loneliness.

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