高质量的单身句子 又酷又搞笑（适合发朋友圈）

1、单身的男孩叫单身狗，单身的女孩叫什么？狗不理？

A single man"s boy is called a single dog. What"s the name of a single girl? Go Believe?

2、不想谈恋爱，谈恋爱影响我考清华北大。

I don"t want to fall in love. Falling in love affects my entrance examination of Tsinghua University and Peking University.

3、我只是一个充满闪光点小天才，天才到找不到对象。

I"m just a little genius full of glitter. I can"t find a partner.

4、没对象不要紧，喝奶茶一定开心，因为第二杯半价可以一个人喝。

It doesn"t matter if there is no object. You must be happy to drink milk tea, because the second half price can be drunk alone.

5、我不想做神雕侠侣，我只想做独臂大侠。

I don"t want to be a hero. I just want to be a one armed man.

6、我连王者荣耀都搞不明白，还谈什么恋爱。

I don"t even know the glory of the king. What kind of love do I have.

7、没有爱情的人肯定一身轻，而是全都是精英。

Those who have no love are certainly light, but are all elites.

8、高端玩家自由出局，不谈恋爱只养鱼。

High end players are free to leave the game, not in love, only fish.

9、没有甜甜的恋爱，只有谢了顶的脑袋。

There is no sweet love, only thanks for the top of the head.

10、单身好单身好，一天到晚找人好。

It"s good to be single. It"s good to find someone all day long.

11、你们情人节是节，我的情人节是劫，而且还渡不过。

Your Valentine"s Day is a day, my Valentine"s Day is a robbery, but also can"t pass.

12、别问我情人节怎么过来的，我哭过来的。

Don"t ask me how I got here for Valentine"s day. I cried.

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